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whats the difference between a washing machine and an essex girl?

A washing machine don’t spit ya load out

and for the best joke of all…………….THE BRITISH MEDIA

@GiantMidget 221402 wrote:

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US navalship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

that about sums it up. very funny.

my brother told me a good one, he said, “what this?” while he stood with his arms out by his sides……i said “uh?” then he said, “a shit way to spend easter.” i lol’ so hard i wee’d myself

Blonde woman is out driving when its announced on her radio that 2 Brazilian men have been killed in a accident, she burst into tears and wonders how many a Brazilian is..

@nn-Gazatryptamine 443801 wrote:

whats the difference between a washing machine and an essex girl?

A washing machine don’t spit ya load out

and for the best joke of all…………….THE BRITISH MEDIA

Essex girls are not like that at all 😀

If you dump your load in a washing machine it wont follow you around for the next month

Christmas Happy, did I like Muppet another 2 it send now can u, end bell a like this readin time fuckin’ your took u since.
(Now read it backwards !)