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HER name is jill then 😉
american intelligence
(sorry :group_hug)
1 4 the geks :bored:
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@TekZandwich 473289 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufTkRLESCkE&feature=related
hahahahahaha
I love this guy :laugh_at:
I wanted to be a doctor as I grew up. I never had the patience though.
Why is it so hard to get painkillers in the jungle?
The parrots eat ’em all.
poooooooooooo
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Bloke sat in his armchair shouts to his wife. ” When i die i’m going to leave everything to u love.” She shouts back… “u already do u fucking lazy bastard !”
lol
my mate is shagging twins who both like it up the arse. i asked him “how do you tell them apart?”
“oh that’s easy” he said. “sally’s got massive tits and a nice shaven fanny and derek’s got a moustache and big lovely bollocks!”
I just weighed myself then did a poo, The turd weighed 750 grams, me mum went mad though because I’d shat on the scales.
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the
prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”
Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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