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im looking for someone to satisfy me fully, because the man I married can’t and I don’t have the heart to tell him that. Call me and tell me what u wanna do to me and ill call back the best guy who makes me the wettest!!!!!!! let the games begin, the harder you play the harder ill make u five one zero, five four one, two seven seven nine.
What now?
@leenasian 458813 wrote:
let the games begin, the harder you play the harder ill make u
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn’t a single person. Why?
@HSB 458822 wrote:
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn’t a single person. Why?
cos they were inside the boat rather then on it.
@DaftFader 458827 wrote:
cos they were inside the boat rather then on it.
because they were all married :weee:
@HSB 458828 wrote:
because they were all married :weee:
lol
@DaftFader 458830 wrote:
lol
its Friday night, fuck we know how to have a good time ay!
@HSB 458833 wrote:
its Friday night, fuck we know how to have a good time ay!
Why do legs smell?
@DaftFader 458836 wrote:
Why do legs smell?
I dont know, why do legs smell?
cos they grow from your bum.
(I know it’s terrible .. but i missunderstood what the person who told me that joke today ment .. i had an image of someone with a leg coming out of there bum hole … i was so confused haha)
@DaftFader 458840 wrote:
cos they grow from your bum.
(I know it’s terrible .. but i missunderstood what the person who told me that joke today ment .. i had an image of someone with a leg coming out of there bum hole … i was so confused haha)
lol its certainly different
@HSB 458841 wrote:
lol its certainly different
It’s a slovenian joke >.<
visions of a sad saggy old wanker
FAIL
@leenasian 458813 wrote:
Call me and tell me what u wanna do to me and ill call back the best guy who makes me the wettest!!!!!!!
i’m gonna turn you upside down and fuck you like a wheel barrow, you’ll be used and abused so much you’ll be an old rusty wheel barrow when i’m done.
do i win?
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