No need to get uptight man. I was merely making an observation. I
happened to be looking for a suit for the coal man two weeks ago. For
reasons I can’t really discuss with you the coal man had to go to
Jamaica. Got busted coming back through Heathrow, had the weight under
his fez. We worked out that it would be handy karma for him to get hold
of a suit but he’s a very low temperature spade the coal man, went
into court wearing a kaftan and a bell. This doesn’t go down at all
well. They can handle the kaftan but they can’t handle the bell. So
there’s this judge sitting there sitting in a cape like fucking batman
with this really rather far out looking hat
Withnail wrote:
A wig.
Danny wrote:
No man, this was more like a long white hat. So he looks at the
coalman and says ‘what’s all this. This is a court man. This ain’t
fancy dress’ and the coal man looks at him and says ‘you think you
look normal, your honour?’. Cunt give him two years.
:laugh_at:!
