well .. i never thought my night wud end up like this 😛
i went bowling with the girlies
then me and springer hit the junction (my local) .. then went hart, preceded in gettin v drunk. .. then left to go stewarts house for after party!
somehow springer got started on along the way by someone .. she was prper hittin her n pullin her hair i didnt kno wtf to do i jus tried get this crazy woman off! then i eventually did i told her how fuckin undignified she had behaved n tht she was old enough to kno better! got proper on my high horse :p anyways went back to this stewarts (got dragged into taxi before i became a casualty myself)
i dont rele kno what happened but i got v v pissed off with something and decided to walk home.
so im walking and im all drunk and well .. had a couple more substances in me 😛 .. so yeh im walking then i decide to go the field way ..
bearin in mind buckingham to padbury is 3 fuckin miles!!!
so im walking accross fields then im like shit .. i forgot theres a fuckin stream/river here! .. so i try walk round it .. have to negociate a barbed wire fence (ripped my clothes to shreds)
decide i ent walking all way back round so i ave to . swim the river .. yes guys i swam accross a fuckin river (im fucked rememebr at time, it was funny :P)
got to other side, laughed to myself a bit at the situation im in then carry’s on walking
walked wrong way at first
then got back on track
now i sorta kno where i am ..
but wtf is that .. no seriously WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can see objects is it cows .. ok i start to walk very quickly
omg wtf they folloin me .. only a fukin heard of sheep!!
i never been so scared, lol.
i ran n ran n ran bein chased by sheep (luckily i on fone to paul so it kinda helps :P)
anyways jumped over a fence .. didnt realise it was barbed wire fence .. tore clothes of some more .. anyways dodged sheep .. diddnt get eaten
then i finally figure out where the fuck i am .. but still am fucked cas i gotts climb a fence n go threw sum1s back garden .. so do tht and i swear to god must have been the only fucker up in padbury they shoutin “WHO’S THERE!!??” i jus ran to mine ..
all in all soaking wet, covered in mud clothes ripped to shreds and scared for life over sheep
and that my friends is jus another day in the life of sandy :p
the end.
