Yes, once – for calling a bouncer a wanker then kicking a bin. Quite shameful. Stupid alcohol. Spent the whole time in the cell either a) trying to convince myself I was sober, or b) pointing out the grammatical errors in the Human Rights form they gave me. :laugh_at:Also got a lift back home from the piggies in the morning because, in their words, I was the nicest ‘prisoner’ they’d ever had. :love:
maybe the police wanted it for personal use …….. 😉
Once – quite pathetically funny really; two of my mates (not me) stole some milk from a garden, and the milkman saw us and called the old bill, when they found us they searched us and i had a tenbag on me, i got arrested there and then and at the station ‘pleaded’ not guilty to :laugh_at: the milk theft, but got put on Y.O.T for having a 10s!? ..The funny thing was, In my first yot session they asked what my parents would think of all this-thought i’d better tell the truth, lol, i was picking it up for my old man in the first place! Got kept in the cell ’til 530am with 6th form in the morning, had been promised a lift but as i stepped out the door they stitched me up and i had to walk all the way home. Savage! What a night…
how you doing?
not been arrested yet and don’t really plan on being.if its for something i believe in though like being able to have a good time for free then il take a hit
Yes, a few times, but im a reformed character now 😉
Only once but i swear the sheep consented and i was in wales so i thought, ‘well when in rome’ y’know! :crazy_dru
twice. both for possesion. both on the way to glastonbury.both in differant circumstances but both involving trains. 2007 and 2008. I don’t wanna make a habit of it.
btw the acoustics inside a cell are amazing beatboxside
for criminal damage if i recall
I got arrested, whilst tripping my tits off on magic mushrooms. I was STUPIDLY driving my 1210’s home from a party about 5 mins away from where i lived and I got stopped before I’d even gone 500 yards.
The WPC actually arrested me for the smallest amount of solids you’ve ever seen. So small ,in fact, that later on her colleagues were taking the piss out of her in front of me at the station.
Anyway, As she couldn’t prove that i was ‘on’ drugs, that was her ‘excuse’ for taking me in.
As i was being booked in, there was an anti drugs poster on the wall behind me which was really, REALLY trippy. Anyone who’s been ‘tripping’ will understand about when you get chronic giggles, and i had an attack of this at the irony of the poster. This enraged the seargent who sent me to my cell.
Now seriously, being locked up whilst tripping is not fun. I had been quite calm up to this point, but i fell apart. I had heard that if the police know your tripping they are not allowed to shut the cell door, however this meant that i would have to admit that i was driving whilst high as a kite. I had to ride it out.
After ‘screwing’ in my cell for what felt like forever they eventually collected me for my interview, which i somehow, managed to just about fumble my way through, only to recieve the news that i had to have a blood test because of my ‘irratic behavior’ at the seargents desk.
I’m absolutlely terrified of needles, so this was one of the worst ordeals I think I’ve ever been through…..
The only bonus was that the WPC gave me a lift home, because of how traumatised i was afterwards. And it was quite a bonus, because it would of taken feckin ages to walk home.
Never Never NEVER NEVER again…I learnt my lesson………………….Magic Mushrooms-police=fun, Magic Mushrooms+police=horror
nasty man!
this might have been the old “life on mars” attitude but today the last thing the cops want is a triphead wandering the length of the custody suite, its a health and safety risk to everyone
what if they are hauling in a violent bastard, and he breaks free and lands a few punches on the triphead (who might find such a situation amusing and be unaware of the risks) as well as a few cops? drug user or not they could then sue the Police authority for “exposing them to danger”.
or depending on the layout, they could possibly just escape and make the cops look like pure idiots :laugh_at:
its possible a custody sarge may leave the door open provided the prisoner is compliant and not freaking out but I think the full “PC do gooder” rules these days can work out even worse
I will have to check this out with my NHS contacts but I think first a Home Office Forensic Physician has to be called in to decide whether suspect is fit to detain…(actually when I got arrested in 1994 pilled up I had to speak to some doctor chap for this reason, he was actually very judgemental and made me roll up my sleeves despite me telling him I have never injected, but did pass me as fit to detain”
if not the drug user will be carted in to the nearest hospital emergency department by paramedics under Police escort, be put in a secure area of the hospital, restrained (if they refuse medication) and then given sedatives. I think they may treat this as “bail” so when they wake up they then have to go through the full detention / interview process again
by which time its probably Monday and they have missed work / college etc instead of what is usually just 2-6 hours in the can and then booted out with a caution or bail… or knowing cops they will bail the unfortunate yet again to return for another 2-6 hours…
twice, once as a minor and once as an adult.
ended up with 3 hours community service for one, and a fine for the other
Yes I have been arrested once about ten years ago for pocession of about half a spliff of resin, the funny thing is though that even after been searched twice and spending the night in the cells I still managed to walk out of the police station the next morning still with the rest of the eighth of resin and a wrap of speed that they did not find.
Yep – about 6 times for writing hot checks…..just the holding cell tho and was released in a matter of hours. Every time I said ‘never again’ – the last time the officer said ‘yeah you say that every time’!
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