i couldnt give a shit about paying a fine, if the police gave us the opertuntiy to pay a fine i would wank them off, 3 points on the liscence is what does my head in, iv been pulled so many times eventually there gonna do me
what do you guys do when you get interviewed?
“no comment” all the time.
the problem with false stories is you have to mention names, then those people get interviewed, and often these people either break and admit or fumble the story, or just simply get caught out on finer detail.
so stick to your right to remain silent!
i never had a proper runnin with a copper, which im so fucking glad about cause i think if a police man tried to arrest me id fuckin hit the roof…it just doesnt gel in my head that some random person whos just doing their job can have authority over me
i shouted my mate in the street tonight and a copper shouted at me ‘stop shoutin! theres kids about’…nearly turned round n blew my lid…shoutin at me for shoutin, what a prick.
3 times but never charged! Ha.
One of these times i spent a new years eve in an underground Swiss jail cell.
Bastards.
I sort of got arrested in India once, but bribed my way out of it. Does that count?
i guess it’s if they read you your rights that it counts … if not then you esscaped imo :laugh_at:
“you have the right to bribe, if however you don’t bribe enuff, this could be used against you in court” …:weee:
yea i have been arested but it was through my freinds being young and immature and stupid and stealing a bus but they couldnt find anything to do me with so done me for stealing a broom from the bus a broken in half shit broom wat a joke the amazing thing was my frinds didnt get anything and i got a repremand fucking cunts
6 times, all for possession. Got off twice pleading ignorance (in my “accountant’s” car at the time) and him backing me up (fucking invaluable – the guy delivers to your door at 4am AND takes any rap!). No charges, but should’ve been when I had a substantial amount on me, which i was genuinely carrying for mates ’til I met them, but managed to get rid of half of them when I saw OB come over, though I’m sure to this day I was grassed in.
Been chased in my “accountant’s” car before, too. That IS a fucking buzz.
All fuzz have been proper sound about it. I happened to go to college at a reputable establishment, so they appreciated they had the power to fuck me over completely and chose not to. Plus, they’re always mega friendly to me when I’m mashed and end up chatting to them… Usually goes, “I like your jacket, can I try it on? No? Ok, sound. Do you want a cig? No? Ok sound. What time’re you on ’til…?…………….. Should I just go away?” Haha, I asked if I can sit in one of their cars once (it was fucking freezing and I was burning out at the end of a 2 dayer) but they told me where to go…
Oh, and we used to get taken home by the police from pubs when we were 14, but we always gave them the same address, which was our mate’s mum’s and she just pretended she was our foster mum. She was a fucking legend.
haha, i love chattin to the police too. Most of ’em are sound, and dont really agree with all these silly anti-drug laws, but they ave to do their jobs!
I was at a party a few months ago, in the middle of nowhere, and the police came and broke it up. They were really apologetic (just doing our job ect) and they even gave me and me mates a ride back to the nearest town cuz we had no transport! Nowt like bein completely mullered in the back of a police car, and not having to go to all the trouble of getting arrested!
I like chatting to the police wen mashed as its always a laugh, trying to lick a female police officer once :weee: apparently if i didn’t stop i would have been arrested. She didn’t look happy so i thought i best listen 😉
Best one i saw was at a free party in Keynes and this geezer tried to sell a copper some acid. It was fucking hilarious!!:laugh_at::laugh_at:
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Nope never been nicked! :love:
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