Party Vibe

Why would anyone what that monstrosity attached to them? God you noob marketing people have no fucking clue do you!

Try pedaling booze to Muslim women, come back once you’ve done this, then maybe you’ll go down in history with the likes of Edward Burnase. For the record he was a cunt!

Good ole fashioned bumbag does the trick, take your shit elsewhere.

@know_hope 526019 wrote:

i must be a saddo cos i kinda thought ‘nice’ when i saw it, just that stuff in my pockets makes me sweaty. not sure bout the colours. i guess that depends on whether u’d want to show it off… maybe a more discreet colour would be better, or with just the zip coloured like in the 2nd pic

…keys and phone together = scratched screen

You are not alone, I think it looks quite handy since you can hide it under your top etc and is good for if you end up at a mugging fest cos you can hide all your shit. LOL They should sell OTT sponsored ones.

Also if you are like me and get entirely wasted at parties, you will know what I mean by ohantom pocket syndrome where you keep searching though your pockets until you discover you have lost something. I think this sort of thing will help with that. I am also waaay paranoid over pick pockets at bit festivals cos I have seen it being done plenty of times.

Pfft well I would get two just so I could be different.

@DeezNuts 526063 wrote:

Yeah? Well I’d get 3! Beat that!

i’d buy in bulk, then go to raves and sell them