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Hi all! I haven’t seen many herbal smoke blend reviews here or anywhere else on the net that really talk about herbal smoke blends so I hope this is the right spot for this sort of thing. If not please forgive me in advance and move to the right forum if possible?
Now a little background on why I decided to take a dive into the Herbal Blend/Legal smoke/ Herbal incense scene. I have been a casual herb smoker for over 3 years now and as all of us smokers out there it can become expensive, and now even with the economy and such taking another stab at us middle/lower class peoples I have come to the educated conclusion that with my limited income i can either afford stress sometimes or get something that is always available with desireliable results and is 100% legal anywhere even possibly at work!
So after countless google searches and lurking other dead or little underground forums (where all forum members speak in strange confusing code and are forbidden to describe the effects of substances, as if the KGB where reading every word in cold war USSR!) I ordered a sample (Free+$2.99 S/H) from them on December 2nd and recieved it in a secure plain envelope USPS first class in the amount of 1g about 3 days later. Not bad I suppose, I was surprised it arrived so soon.
**excuse pic quality from cell phone**
I opened the little baggy and it smelled of sweet and light vanilla. Light fluffy herbs that are in 80% of most other herbal blend or “spice-alike” blends.
So I packed the fluffy stuff into my favorite pipe and toked .5g in a few hits.
My first impression as I held in the smoke was it was amazingly smooth smoke, unlike most other herbs I have tried, and it was noticeably lighter than cigarette smoke and MJ smoke but with its own unique kind of body and smoke texture. It didn’t hit me as fast as one would expect with MJ smoke, but it took only minutes for a warm fuzziness flow over me followed by a feeling of rising happy-ness or joy in my chest rising up my throat. This developed into uncontrolable smiles that felt like they crossed my face ear to ear, lol, a very funny feeling I hadn’t been able to feel since my first days tokin’ MJ.
These smiles and the inner warmth feeling felt pretty good and my head buzzed with a clearness, but still a euphoria a little lighter than stress euphoria of MJ, more bubbly for about an half hour or so, so I smoked some Mj and instantly I felt the two mix and mingle into something really good. And I had the munchies really bad! So I ate some chocolate cookies with white chips and I felt even better! gorged on some other foods for the next hour or so, then it hit me, a deep droopy heavyness and the couch lock sensation. I didn’t care to get up to get the remote to even change the boring channel I was watching!
I was just at peace with whatever was vibing at the monent. Another hour or so later still feeling good but tired, so I took a nap on the recliner then went to my room to nap for another 4 hours, woke up around 9pm and felt very refreshed and rested.
is a new US based vendor of this herbal smoke blend in various flavors and amounts listed amounts of 1g, 3g or more, on their website Customer service is excellent, as my e-mail regarding my shipment was answered within 24hrs. Their website is still very new and a little funny with cool videos to watch wile smoking your monkeybud, but be assured their shopping cart is fast, simple, secure and reliable. There really is no B.S. to this website and ordering the product. Everything is clearly labeled, navigation is simple enough, and overall a very hastle free experience. I give a 5/5* in quality and service, compared to ordering from other bulk or well known websites.
Overall I would rate MonkeyBud a 4/5 for herbal smoke blends and ‘spice-alikes’ out there that I have tried, and will review soon. As we all know these smoke blends and herbal blends contain some sort of Synthetic, Semi-synthetic, anandamides, FAAS, and/or short chain fatty acids on top of the natural herbal properties of the plants themselves and oil/alkaloidal extracts making these products the most reliable and legal products that we have come to adopt and love!
For some of you on parole, or in civil/military service, or just drug free for work and home, these products are surprisingly available and a reliable way to have fun and get stoned. These herbal smokes are worth trying.
@Vicarious187 366853 wrote:
Hi all! I haven’t seen many herbal smoke blend reviews here or anywhere else on the net that really talk about herbal smoke blends so I hope this is the right spot for this sort of thing. If not please forgive me in advance and move to the right forum if possible?
Now a little background on why I decided to take a dive into the Herbal Blend/Legal smoke/ Herbal incense scene. I have been a casual herb smoker for over 3 years now and as all of us smokers out there it can become expensive, and now even with the economy and such taking another stab at us middle/lower class peoples I have come to the educated conclusion that with my limited income i can either afford stress sometimes or get something that is always available with desireliable results and is 100% legal anywhere even possibly at work!
So after countless google searches and lurking other dead or little underground forums (where all forum members speak in strange confusing code and are forbidden to describe the effects of substances, as if the KGB where reading every word in cold war USSR!) I ordered a sample (Free+$2.99 S/H) from MonkeyBUD.com on December 2nd and recieved it in a secure plain envelope USPS first class in the amount of 1g about 3 days later. Not bad I suppose, I was surprised it arrived so soon.
**excuse pic quality from cell phone**
I opened the little baggy and it smelled of sweet and light vanilla. Light fluffy herbs that are in 80% of most other herbal blend or “spice-alike” blends.
So I packed the fluffy stuff into my favorite pipe and toked .5g in a few hits.
My first impression as I held in the smoke was it was amazingly smooth smoke, unlike most other herbs I have tried, and it was noticeably lighter than cigarette smoke and MJ smoke but with its own unique kind of body and smoke texture. It didn’t hit me as fast as one would expect with MJ smoke, but it took only minutes for a warm fuzziness flow over me followed by a feeling of rising happy-ness or joy in my chest rising up my throat. This developed into uncontrolable smiles that felt like they crossed my face ear to ear, lol, a very funny feeling I hadn’t been able to feel since my first days tokin’ MJ.
These smiles and the inner warmth feeling felt pretty good and my head buzzed with a clearness, but still a euphoria a little lighter than stress euphoria of MJ, more bubbly for about an half hour or so, so I smoked some Mj and instantly I felt the two mix and mingle into something really good. And I had the munchies really bad! So I ate some chocolate cookies with white chips and I felt even better! gorged on some other foods for the next hour or so, then it hit me, a deep droopy heavyness and the couch lock sensation. I didn’t care to get up to get the remote to even change the boring channel I was watching!
I was just at peace with whatever was vibing at the monent. Another hour or so later still feeling good but tired, so I took a nap on the recliner then went to my room to nap for another 4 hours, woke up around 9pm and felt very refreshed and rested.
MonkeyBud.com is a new US based vendor of this herbal smoke blend in various flavors and amounts listed amounts of 1g, 3g or more, on their website Customer service is excellent, as my e-mail regarding my shipment was answered within 24hrs. Their website is still very new and a little funny with cool videos to watch wile smoking your monkeybud, but be assured their shopping cart is fast, simple, secure and reliable. There really is no B.S. to this website and ordering the product. Everything is clearly labeled, navigation is simple enough, and overall a very hastle free experience. I give a 5/5* in quality and service, compared to ordering from other bulk or well known websites.
Overall I would rate MonkeyBud a 4/5 for herbal smoke blends and ‘spice-alikes’ out there that I have tried, and will review soon. As we all know these smoke blends and herbal blends contain some sort of Synthetic, Semi-synthetic, anandamides, FAAS, and/or short chain fatty acids on top of the natural herbal properties of the plants themselves and oil/alkaloidal extracts making these products the most reliable and legal products that we have come to adopt and love!
For some of you on parole, or in civil/military service, or just drug free for work and home, these products are surprisingly available and a reliable way to have fun and get stoned. These herbal smokes are worth trying.
10/10 for effort.
2/10 for the attempt to deceive us into believing this isnt an advert.
I hate you, its people like you what kill baby’s.
US legal herbs are all pish.
No cannabinoids, so just the same pish different bags.
1 post on this forum “reviewing” a product. Hmmmm…. I doubt even some of the well known members could do it without it being seen as an advert.
@p0ly 366855 wrote:
we don’t want your crappy legal herbs
Yeah but not so crappy when you can’t get your hands on the real stuff which is sometimes the case
@buffaloballs 400819 wrote:
Yeah but not so crappy when you can’t get your hands on the real stuff which is sometimes the case
The net is filled with good vendors selling JWH series, pretty much the shit which makes you high in these blends. Even if you lost the cash to a scam vendor it’d probably be better than wasting it on smoke mixes!
What about the new one called kapow. I think this one gives as good a hit as the real thing to be honest. Everytime I smoke grass I tend to get a bit sick but I suppose the fact that I don’t generally smoke cigarettes doesn’t help either.:yakk:
@Vicarious187 366853 wrote:
Hi all! I haven’t seen many fisting reviews here or anywhere else on the net that really talk about fisting so I hope this is the right spot for this sort of thing. If not please forgive me in advance and move to the right forum if possible?
Now a little background on why I decided to take a dive into the fisting scene. I have been a casual fister for over 3 years now and as all of us fisters out there know it can become expensive, and now even with the economy and such taking another stab at us middle/lower class peoples I have come to the educated conclusion that with my limited income i can either afford paid sex sometimes or get something that is always available with desireliable results and is 100% legal anywhere even possibly at work!
So after countless google searches and lurking other dead or little underground forums (where all forum members speak in strange confusing code and are forbidden to describe the effects of fisting, as if the KGB where reading every word in cold war USSR!) I ordered a sample (Free fist+$2.99 S/H) from MonkeyFISTS.com on December 2nd and recieved it in a secure plain box USPS first class about 3 days later. Not bad I suppose, I was surprised it arrived so soon.
I opened the little box and it smelled of sweet ass. Hard plastic knuckles that are in 80% of most other fists or “fist-like” objects.
So I packed the hard stuff into my favorite pipe and rammed in a few hits.
My first impression as I held in the fist was it was amazingly smooth plastic, unlike most other fists I have tried, and it was noticeably smoother than human fist and gorilla fist but with its own unique kind of body and texture. It didn’t hit me as hard as one would expect with human fist, but it took only minutes for a warm fuzziness flow over me followed by a feeling of rising happy-ness or joy in my chest rising up my throat. This developed into uncontrolable smiles that felt like they crossed my face ear to ear, lol, a very funny feeling I hadn’t been able to feel since my first days fisting.
These smiles and the inner warmth feeling felt pretty good and my head buzzed with a clearness, but still a euphoria a little lighter than stress euphoria of self-fisting, more bubbly for about an half hour or so, so I did some self-fisting and instantly I felt the two mix and mingle into something really good. And I had the munchies really bad! So I ate some chocolate cookies with white chips and I felt even better! gorged on some other foods for the next hour or so, then it hit me, a deep droopy heavyness and the butt lock sensation. I didn’t care to get up to get the remote to even change the boring channel I was watching!
I was just at peace with whatever was vibing at the monent. Another hour or so later still feeling good but tired, so I took a nap on the recliner then went to my room to nap for another 4 hours, woke up around 9pm and felt very refreshed and rested.
MonkeyFist.com is a new US based vendor of this fist in various colors and sizes listed sizes of 5″, 10″ or more, on their website Customer service is excellent, as my e-mail regarding my shipment was answered within 24hrs. Their website is still very new and a little funny with cool videos to watch while using your monkeyfist, but be assured their shopping cart is fast, simple, secure and reliable. There really is no B.S. to this website and ordering the product. Everything is clearly labeled, navigation is simple enough, and overall a very hastle free experience. I give a 5/5* in quality and service, compared to ordering from other bulk or well known websites.
Overall I would rate MonkeyFist a 4/5 for fists and ‘fist-alikes’ out there that I have tried, and will review soon. As we all know these fists contain some sort of Synthetic, Semi-synthetic, anandamides, FAAS, and/or short chain fatty acids on top of the polymers of the fists themselves and oil/analgesic extracts making these products the most reliable products that we have come to adopt and love!
For some of you on parole, or in civil/military service, or just sex free for work and home, these products are surprisingly available and a reliable way to have fun and get sexytime. These fists are worth trying.
Interesting review.
What would someone suggest for like a tabaco alternative not exactly but just something to smoke that isnt harsh? everything swim has smoked(wild dagga, dwarf skullcap, passion flower) and they were really bitter and not smooth at all…
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