LOL! Classic …
Okay, I’ll start off by saying this was a good resort, but a little to intense for the kiddies. All in all a nice theme resort, although the theme of a war prison camp(or possibly top secret millitary base?) is just a tad bit odd, but I could understand it having an audience. The whole part of getting in is difficult. They have some really bizzare phsycological game where the “guards” yell at you for coming close. The trick is, you have to drive in really fast before they can engage their “lethal forces”(they had some very reallistic assault rifles and missile arrays, they even had realistic operation.
The rooms are very simple, just a modest sized concrete containment area with a tap and a shabby toilet, as well as a foam bed. They have strict hours for activities to help resonate the theme. After this, the whole trip is a game.They constantly seek to “destroy” or “capture” you, employing reallistic recreations of defense mechanisms such as anti-perssonel mines. You have to probe, or you lose like the guest in front of us(they have some impressive 3d realtime rendering, I could have almost sworn that man was blown blind to chunks). Even better, after you leave, they arrange for you the opportunity to meet some high class NSA officials. I didn’t know that many people were eager to meet them that they would arrange such a program, but hey-you never know.
To get out, it’s a similar game as the entrence. The best way is to weave through the “mine field”, hop a “razor wired electric fence”(I was so excited about this role play thing they had going, and acted like it was a real danger by using despined cacti to “protect” myself), and break a hole through a fourteen foot high, two feet long concrete wall. To make it as reallistic as posible, they send guards to “shoot” at you, aswell as assault you with “small scale chemical devices”(these brought on reallistic blood coughing and scaring, I don’t know how they ever pull it off!). Oh, and did I mention the free torture tour during your stay? They bring you a real life experience of various torture methods, and just to make the experience as rich as possible, they ask somewhat corny questions like “who do you work for” and “how did you penetrate our security”. Definetly a strong consideration next time I’m out in that part of the country.
