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September 8, 2013 at 6:05 pm

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thelog

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I believe mosquitoes are hatching out of the water barrel in my garden which is directly under my bedroom window. I could hear the high pitched buzzes last night but before I remembered what that type of buzz was one had already been on my back biting away.

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I got bit by one the other week 4 times and they have only just healed and now this. After I captured and killed one of them I heard another buzz and then found one eating my leg. Well I killed him too. I checked them out online and they are 100% mosquitoes. They are quite small in comparison to ones you get in OZ and USA etc but the fuckers still itch and burn like hell.

I also have a toothache and indigestion. (feel sorry for me)

Oh and everyone is being mean to me at home (like my grumpy brother)

BTW I hate my webcam, it makes evrything look all blue. I look like I have hypothermia and I haven’t been outside in my whole life.
September 8, 2013 at 9:22 pm

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The Psyentist

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Mozzies are bastards and they love me. Watched a documentary a few years back explaining how they can smell your blood type and prefer certain types. They even did an experiment where they put two volunteers in a room with 100 mosquitos. One volunteer bearing the mosquitos least favourite blood type the other with their desired blood type. The guy with the preferred blood was bitten 90 odd times and the other guy was bitten like 5 times.
September 9, 2013 at 12:43 am

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Pat McDonald

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Loggy, fear not. Mozzies don’t eat human flesh. They just suck your blood.

Bit like relatives really… give ’em shit back. Or maybe you already gave them shit and know it’s there turn. Something like that.

Oh, Psyntist, maybe that experiment was just a case of the person with the less-preferred blood type was quicker at squashing the little bastards.
September 9, 2013 at 12:44 am

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DaftFader

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U need to paint your wall mate.
September 9, 2013 at 12:50 am

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Pat McDonald

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@DaftFader 556273 wrote:

U need to paint your wall mate.

I’m jealous. Somebody is further up the property ladder than me. They have a wall…

… 0.3 microseconds later, jealousy evaporated. 🙂
September 9, 2013 at 1:10 am

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DaftFader

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Walls are for loosers!
September 9, 2013 at 10:39 am

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MC G-Tek

@mc-g-tek

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Seeing loggy half-naked on a webcam – not exactly how I thought Monday would start, lol!
September 9, 2013 at 10:42 am

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thelog

@thelog

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@DaftFader 556273 wrote:

U need to paint your wall mate.

Fuck you man, I only just stripped the paper off. I’d rather nothing than the wallpaper I had while growing up. Besides it was all covered on teenage fluids.
September 9, 2013 at 10:44 am

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thelog

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What I really want to know, is how I can go all my life without even seeing one of these basted to being stung so many times in under a month.

It’s a consiracy.
September 9, 2013 at 10:45 am

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thelog

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And no one commented that I put this in the food and drink sub forum……………

My humor is lost on you guys
September 9, 2013 at 10:47 am

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MC G-Tek

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@thelog 556283 wrote:

Fuck you man, I only just stripped the paper off. I’d rather nothing than the wallpaper I had while growing up. Besides it was all covered on teenage fluids.

Ewww!
September 9, 2013 at 1:33 pm

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thelog

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@MC G-Tek 556287 wrote:

Ewww!

What? I used to suffer from a runny nose.

I remember an old Jim Davidson stand up I saw once (Not that I like the guy in fact I hate the sexist prick). “David! stop blowing your nose on your pajama shirt jacket”

XD
Tee hee
September 14, 2013 at 12:03 pm

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The Psyentist

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@Pat McDonald 556272 wrote:

Oh, Psyntist, maybe that experiment was just a case of the person with the less-preferred blood type was quicker at squashing the little bastards.

No both participants remained stationary; or as immobile as is possible when you have 90+ mosquitoes biting you simultaneously. There was a series of experiments carried out with a variety of individuals with the different blood types, they didn’t just do it once and take the results of the one test as conclusive. They were actual scientists, not psychiatrists.
September 14, 2013 at 12:39 pm

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know_hope

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the best way to prevent mosquitos biting in the night is get set your alarm to go off every hour and when it does sit up and yell ‘banzai’ and then they’ll know you’re a serious guy
September 14, 2013 at 12:48 pm

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know_hope

@know_hope

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just a thought… you wash your bedsheets, right

hope you are feeling better now 🙂
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