Anyone else want to slag off Google? The more drug and sex related insults the better.
Google, the absolute arse-faced trout has not only successfully split the site but seemingly divided our what was a close knit little community. Google if you were a single individual I would get you horribly addicted to benzodiazepines then abruptly relinquish your supply so you were in the midst of the most discomforting withdrawals known to man. Then I would adopt one of those decrepit sad donkeys you see on Blackpool beach and feed it a shit load of Viagra and disguise your arse as that of a female donkey’s vagina. I would lock you in some medieval style stocks and let that donkey have it’s way with you whilst a sex deprived gorilla with ipecac syrup smeared on it’s dick, I’d make you do that too, spit roast you.
I would then break into your home and the homes of all your loved ones and spike then with a lethal combination of LSD and magic mushrooms before going all John Wayne Gacy on their ass. Except some of them I would hide in wall cavities and bury them semi-alive you piece of shit.
In fact you’re not even a piece of shit, to claim you were an entire turd is giving you too much credit. You’re nothing more than that bit that won’t come out from in between the grip on the sole of your shoe after you’ve removed most of it by repeatedly rutting on some grass or hosed the base of your shoe. But there is always that little annoying bit left that you have to wait to fall out once it has gone crusty. Google you are that crusty remnant of shit which is more infuriating than the initial dollop of crap that one would stand in, and guess what asshole, I don’t even use you as my search engine so suck my cheesy unwashed genital area!
Who else wants a go? It’s quite fun. Who can come up with the most creative insult; may as well turn the anger into a game.
