I said this to a friend a few minutes ago.
“As for picking up chicks, carry a briefcase and/or a doctor bag.
Tell girls you’re a specialized surgeon and leave it at that.
After you meet an awesome girl tell her that you had to leave the hospital due to conflict of interest.
That they wanted you to move to an unspecialized area and you couldn’t have that. So you just took (fill in the job you do here) to pay the bills until something more creative comes your way.”
I cracked myself up as I typed it.
I felt the need to share and should ANY of you need dating/work advice. I’m here. I cannot say that said advice will not include bunny costumes,magic tape or anything and everything to do with pop rocks.But I’ll try!
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