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September 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@apatheticsquirral 495167 wrote:

klub sandwich?

Golf Klub?
September 12, 2012 at 4:17 pm

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Chrispydelic

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Club IamafourteenyearoldattentionwhoresoImakepretendthatIcanaffordtobuyasuperclubwhereeverintheworldIwant?
September 12, 2012 at 4:56 pm

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Izbeckistan

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@Chrispydelic 495176 wrote:

Club IamafourteenyearoldattentionwhoresoImakepretendthatIcanaffordtobuyasuperclubwhereeverintheworldIwant?

I have a superclub! Its made out of sheets and chairs mainly, we got a bit of music in the back room.You know its not much to look at at the moment but ya’ know… things will pick up. *tilts hat and thumbles monopoly money*
Teddington and rupert have been banned this week though, they’ve been selling orange sherbet and dib-dabs in the carsey again.
September 12, 2012 at 5:02 pm

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The Psyentist

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@sungazer 493956 wrote:

That works for Chinese takeaways too! Pick any combination of Golden, Magic, Lucky, Jade or Imperial with Panda, Dragon, Wok, Lotus or Palace :weee:

There genuinly used to be a chinese takeaway near me called golden shower lol. After locals informed them of its meaning they changed it to golden harvest which isnt much better as thats poppers
September 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm

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The Psyentist

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Klub Klap
September 12, 2012 at 5:07 pm

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The Psyentist

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Clubber lang
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Soap Bar
September 12, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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Izbeckistan

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@Elektrik Muffin 495182 wrote:

There genuinly used to be a chinese takeaway near me called golden shower lol. After locals informed them of its meaning they changed it to golden harvest which isnt much better as thats poppers

We have a Chinese fish and chip shop down the road and the Chinese fella always says ‘sol fingah ?’ (salt and vinagar?) So the nickname there after became ‘soul finger’
Come to think about it I forgot the actual name.
September 12, 2012 at 5:21 pm

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Chrispydelic

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Look dude, in the highly unlikely event that you actually ARE genuine I have some advice.

The name of the club is not particularly important, it won’t give you an advantage over the club down the road and it won’t attract people to your club.

What you need is something that WILL attract people. Something that people will talk about. What sort of acts are you thinking of having? What sort of music will you be featuring? Is this going to be a rave club? A metal club? A fetish club? A general meat market?

What can you do to make yourself stand out so people will talk about your club? Amazing decor? A top notch sound system? Killer Laser/lightshow? Something REALLY unusual that nobody has thought of before?

Will you be promoting your venue by hiring big name DJs? Who will be your resident DJs?

Why don’t you make all these important decisions first and let the name come from that?
September 12, 2012 at 5:36 pm

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General Lighting

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@apatheticsquirral 495181 wrote:

Teddington and rupert have been banned this week though, they’ve been selling orange sherbet and dib-dabs in the carsey again.

you’d best not let in the north European bears or you will be overrun. they are even bringing in folk from overseas in battered and unroadworthy motor cars.
September 12, 2012 at 5:38 pm

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The Psyentist

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Yeah im surprised youv accepted so many quite ridiculous answers and instead of sayin fuck off just make new thread for us to take this piss out of. Respect to you for your immunity to irritation.
September 12, 2012 at 5:42 pm

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Izbeckistan

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@General Lighting 495192 wrote:

you’d best not let in the north European bears or you will be overrun. they are even bringing in folk from overseas in battered and unroadworthy motor cars.

”your a brown bear, I am white…society doesn’t want us to be together but we don’t care’
September 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@General Lighting 495192 wrote:

you’d best not let in the north European bears or you will be overrun. they are even bringing in folk from overseas in battered and unroadworthy motor cars.

Brilliant!
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