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Still on it then! :weee:
Haha daft is a madman!
sorry for waking you up lol .. :love:
its an animal thread ‘haha daft is an animal*’
haha no problem
meow?
oh, I remember them being much better than this……… :cry::cry:
@illmatical_dmt 310796 wrote:
Dolphin..
only living creature after humans that has sex for pleasure.
Not entirely true! As a reincarnation you can, as any animal, go around having sex for pleasure – all you got to do is convince you mating partner you’re going to stick around and bring up the pups / cubs / kittens etc (animal depending).
As for my animal, without any doubt whatsoever, I’d be a police sniffer dog – and no, it has nothing to do with drugs.
They’re well looked after, they get to travel to all this cool places like peoples homes, warehouses, ships and airports. Their job is like one big game, searching for the hidden drugs / weapons / cash (they can do that now you know) – I mean have you ever seen a creature so happy to go to work??
Plus the police pension is nothing to stick your nose up to
They’re well looked after, they get to travel to all this cool places like peoples homes, warehouses, ships and airports. Their job is like one big game, searching for the hidden drugs / weapons / cash (they can do that now you know) – I mean have you ever seen a creature so happy to go to work??
Plus the police pension is nothing to stick your nose up to
How dare you want to be the thing most of us try to avoid!
They’re well looked after, they get to travel to all this cool places like peoples homes, warehouses, ships and airports. Their job is like one big game, searching for the hidden drugs / weapons / cash (they can do that now you know) – I mean have you ever seen a creature so happy to go to work??
Plus the police pension is nothing to stick your nose up to
hahahaha i bet u were on drugs when u thought that up though :laugh_at:
Blatantly a pigeon. I’d shit on all the people’s heads that I really hated :love:
i’d be a rabbit cos they are clever and mysterious, and they get to shag loads! 😉
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