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March 2, 2009 at 11:05 pm

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Holeydel

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@O-D 311101 wrote:

How dare you want to be the thing most of us try to avoid!

Aha but that’s where you’re wrong! A police dog is harmless to us – it can sniff all sorts of wierd and wonderfull drugs on us and it wouldn’t be a problem.

It’s only a problem when at the end of a dogs lead has a policemans arm attached to it, that’s when you’re fucked!
March 2, 2009 at 11:07 pm

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Tank Girl

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Holeydel;311232 wrote:

It’s only a problem when at the end of a dogs lead has a policemans arm attached to it, that’s when you’re fucked!

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
March 2, 2009 at 11:11 pm

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p0ly

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Holeydel;311232 wrote:

Aha but that’s where you’re wrong! A police dog is harmless to us – it can sniff all sorts of wierd and wonderfull drugs on us and it wouldn’t be a problem.

It’s only a problem when at the end of a dogs lead has a policemans arm attached to it, that’s when you’re fucked!

but then really you could just keep going and blame the politicians!!:laugh_at:
March 2, 2009 at 11:17 pm

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Holeydel

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True, but O-D picked on me first and I felt I had to give a smart arse answer! :hopeless::hopeless:
March 2, 2009 at 11:20 pm

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p0ly

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Holeydel;311238 wrote:

True, but O-D picked on me first and I felt I had to give a smart arse answer! :hopeless::hopeless:

hahahah ok ok napoleon
March 3, 2009 at 10:33 am

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sinner69

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a sloth for sure (in norwegian: dovendyr that wil be directly translated to english lazyanimal…)
March 3, 2009 at 10:45 am

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Clusterfrog

@clusterfrog

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A parrot in the tropics somewhere.. it would be nice and warm, you’d have lots of fruit to eat, and you could fly
March 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm

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p0ly

@p0ly

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slouths sleep for 23 hours a day, so that’d mean dreamworld would basically be reality! that’d be amazing
March 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm

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Holeydel

@holeydel

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@p0lygon-Window 311302 wrote:

slouths sleep for 23 hours a day, so that’d mean dreamworld would basically be reality! that’d be amazing

There’s plaenty of drugs available that could do that for you without having to become a sloth :crazy:
March 3, 2009 at 4:12 pm

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p0ly

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Holeydel;311339 wrote:

There’s plaenty of drugs available that could do that for you without having to become a sloth :crazy:

yeah but sloths are healthy when they sleep that amount of time! when i sleep over 11 hours i feel soooo tired
March 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm

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GiantMidget

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I never put what animal I’d be. I’d be a white tiger. Love them animals! raaa
March 3, 2009 at 10:44 pm

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Holeydel

@holeydel

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@DJCliffy 311352 wrote:

I never put what animal I’d be. I’d be a white tiger. Love them animals! raaa

No way man, you gotta death wish. You’ll be shot, skinned and eventually end up taking a trip down Knightsbridge, London on the back of some posh tarts shoulders as her new fur coat.
March 4, 2009 at 1:46 am

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p0ly

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Ive thought long and hard about what animal i want to be and i decided the best one would definatley be: Ted Bundy!:laugh_at:
March 4, 2009 at 5:55 am

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GiantMidget

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Holeydel;311502 wrote:

No way man, you gotta death wish. You’ll be shot, skinned and eventually end up taking a trip down Knightsbridge, London on the back of some posh tarts shoulders as her new fur coat.

Ok then new plan. Ill be a great white shark.
March 4, 2009 at 7:10 am

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O-D

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White or Timber wolf. Beautiful creatures.
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