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That wolf is stunning!
I wanted to pick something really obscure but my heart lies with some kind of wild cat. Snowleopard or a black panther 🙂
you may well be on to something there… :weee:
great white shark definately!
(prefer to be Blue shark, more graceful but whites are seriously tougher!)
(or an Orca hmmmmmmmm . . .)
you float and quack and you have a soul mate duck friend, the only problem you may come across is someone putting explosives in the bread…
isnt that pigeons? 😉
ducks do always look happy as well, never seen a depressed duck yet i dont think…
A monkey. Probably one of the little ones, like a Spider or Capuchin. Man I love monkeys :biggreen:
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ducks do always look happy as well, never seen a depressed duck yet i dont think…
I’ve seen plenty of dead ones being offered at my local Chinese take-a-way, so the duck in my opinion is a risk. If it’s gracefullness, soul mates and lots of paddling you’re after then become a swan. With it beiing illegal to kill swan you practically have life insurance – unless the queen gets hungry.
You have been misinformed. It’s actually bread and Semtex .
hahahaahahah ok squire
This is the pigeon poisoning don, the truly brilliant Tom Lehrer. :love: Most of you young uns wont have heard him, but he was massively succesful in his time, and seriously funny, going places where most would fear to tread…
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most of his most famous tunes are on youtube, Werner von Brown (about the rocket designer who worked for the Nazi’s, and subsequently for NASA) is probably my personal favourite, check him out!
:love: ah bless :laugh_at:
maybe we should employ some pelicans
BBC NEWS | England | London | Pelican swallows pigeon in park
however if your against pidgeon crewlty you could sign up to PETA
Take Action // Urge Transport for London to Stop Killing Pigeons // PETA UK
I for one dont really have an opinion either way,
however if I lived next door to the woman down the road from my old dear I’d go fucking mental,
she feeds em so much she has around 200+ on her roof daily
and it is covered in shit and looks fucking mental (quite cool mental as in weird bag lady mental ) but still the local council are involved – the neighbours are going fucking mental and the local paper is haveing a field day ……..:laugh_at:
however if your against pidgeon crewlty you could sign up to PETA
I heard that if you sign up to PETA you have to sleep with animals. :hopeless:
maybe we should employ some pelicans
BBC NEWS | England | London | Pelican swallows pigeon in park
I saw a guy with a bird of prey scaring off pigeons and gulls at Tottenham Hale yesterday.
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