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  • This was written by a chap called Rajesh and posted to a blog aimed at people in middle management positions.. The timescale was been shortly after indpendence, when India was transitioning from the old colonial methods to new more “liberal” styles of running businesses.

    Plantation Blues!

    When I was working on plantations some years ago, I got
    transfered to a rubber estate with a huge Manager’s
    bungalow. I absolutely loved having my own kitchen Garden
    and promptly arranged for workers to dig up an 100 year old
    lawn tennis court that no-one used. The tennis court had
    great fencing and was the only place where my plantain
    trees will be out of reach of wild boars!

    I moved in with my pet, a very foul tempered old gander who
    would bite and chase everyone, including me once in a while.

    Three weeks later, the General Manager came visiting along
    with the group manager of the property. I was out in my
    division and heard about this later from by Butler. They
    usually came once in a year, and I was not expecting this
    visit!

    Later in the evening when I reached office, I saw the
    General Manager and Group Manager avoiding eye contact
    and the Manager looking all worked up (I was the
    Asst.Manager then). On my table was a memo seeking
    explanation for digging up the lawn tennis court and planting
    bananas!

    Later, when I returned to my bungalow I was informed by
    the Butler that the General Manager thought my Gander to
    be a lovely pet (all fluffy and white like dream pillows) and
    went to fondle it! The GM was bit in the butt and the Group
    Manager was chased by the Gander into the erstwhile lawn
    tennis court!

    This could only happen once in their life time!

    proper gander spin (make sure you read this in the right accent, it is even funnier)

    like apu from simpsons you mean?

    a bit but with more of a British slant. Indian English is hard to explain but unique.

    An old Indian dude I worked with a few years ago once berated a call centre worker for speaking with a fake American accent.

    He actually told him “why are you talking in that silly accent? You are Indian, and so am I. Be proud of your country and speak Indian English, if you want me to buy your insurance.. He also started chatting to the call centre operator about cricket :laugh_at:”

    ok…but I had fun whilst doing it anyway with very own fake accent…

    TBH the accent of a middle class Indian is usually heard on the news reports I found about all the leopards. (I’m still impressed by the leopard transport vehicle, it was like a giant kitty carrier attached to a moped, specially built for such a purpose). That said, trying to fondle a gander will get most folk bitten (and possibly even arrested, depending on how strict animal welfare laws are) just about everywhere in the world :laugh_at:

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