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  • Hi Tank Girl ,
    Not just me then lol , well you gotta test the batterys some how 🙂

    regards
    Mungo

    @Tank Girl 411030 wrote:

    the batteries leaked in mine :hopeless:

    I Just came back to this thread at this point and really wondered what it was originaly about for a second after readin this from you. :laugh_at:

    Hi Daftfader ,
    Lol i know what you was thinking you dutty boy 🙂

    Regards
    Mungo

    @DaftFader 411047 wrote:

    I Just came back to this thread at this point and really wondered what it was originaly about for a second after readin this from you. :laugh_at:

    you have a filthy mind!! :laugh_at:

    @mungo1972 411033 wrote:

    Hi Tank Girl ,
    OOHH messy , they dont work so well after that . I used to lick the square batterys with the two terminals at the top , that and hold onto electric fences in my nylon kagool . explains alot i guess !!!!!

    regards
    Mungo

    I remeber years ago when I was about 15, I went on holiday to wales with my mate. We spent one night on the beach with a little fire and a few ltrs of spirits. Abouve us was a small cliff face with a farm at the top. We, being expert climbers (at 1AM after a ltr each of vodka), decided it would be a very good idea to climb up the cliff. Sucsess, we got to the top no one dead.

    The field that edged onto the cliff was a field the farmer kepts his cows in. The only fence was a thigh high electric wire going round the whole field. We did not see this.

    BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZ

    We woke up the next morning on the beach suitibly hung over and somehow remebering pretty much everything that had gone on the night b4 but didn’t realise we had actualy broken the electric fence so were a bit shocked that there were cows that had climbed half way down the cliff!

    Being relatively irrisponsible but moral people we knocked on the farmers door and explained to him his cows were trying to escape (unbeknown to him it was an aided escape attempt) and helped him usher them back up the cliff.

    What helpfull lads we were. :laugh_at:

    @Tank Girl 411049 wrote:

    you have a filthy mind!! :laugh_at:

    If it was anyone else that had posted it. it would not have crossed my mind that that’s what the post was about lol!

    Hi Daftfader ,
    Thats a story lol , i bet you wet yourself when you saw the cows on the cliff . Those welsh cows are crossed with mountain goats you know 🙂 . Imagine though if one of those cows had fell down the cliff !!!! , beef burgers for breakfast i guess 😛

    regards
    Mungo

    I missed out the part about us sitting up the top electricuting our selves for about 30 mins b4 going back down. This is why you holding onto electric fences reminded me of it lol.

    if the cow’s had fallen they most likely would of landed on us lol as we wer eright at the bottom of the cliff. They would of got there own back and made mince meat out of us for once!

    Hi Daftfader ,
    So you did the electic fence holding thing to 🙂 , oh we made our own entertainment back then lol . One lad did suggest peeing on it once but i decided that that was a bad idea !!! , not sure if he ever did , didnt when i was there so cant say if he ended up electrified and covered in piss !!! .

    Yep prbably just as well a cow didnt take a swan dive off the cliff or it could have been curtains !!!! or dare i say it beef curtains 🙂 oopps wash my mouth out dutty boy .

    regards
    Mungo

    beef curtains! LOL. Isn’t that what lady gaga uses to stop her nabours looking in her house??

    Hi Daftfader ,
    LOL i dont know i wasnt looking you dutty boy 🙂

    regards
    Mungo

    @DaftFader 411051 wrote:

    If it was anyone else that had posted it. it would not have crossed my mind that that’s what the post was about lol!

    what you suggesting? eh? :ar15::ar15:

    :love:

    @Tank Girl 411066 wrote:

    what you suggesting? eh? :ar15::ar15:

    :love:

    I am mearly sugesting madam, that it is not I who has the dirty mind. :laugh_at:

    oohh throw the ball back into Tank Girls court …….can Tank Girl reply ?

    regards
    mungo 🙂

    i say gents, awfully crude lingo what what, don’t you know there are ladies present?!

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