yo mama is so fat she reminds me of sour milk: white and chunky.
yo mama is so dumb, when she filled out a job application and it said SEX: M or F, she circled both and wrote “sometimes wednesdays too”.
yo mama is so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on.
yo mama is so fat when she lays around the house, she lays around the house.
thats all i got for yo mamas…lol
