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We as humans are lazy as fuck, we need to catch our own food, and not let some money grabbing wankers do it for us … SAVE THE DOLPHINS MAN!
lol@the cannibalistic dog bones … funny shit. 🙂
what is taters master?
@DaftFader 493632 wrote:
We as humans are lazy as fuck, we need to catch our own food, and not let some money grabbing wankers do it for us … SAVE THE DOLPHINS MAN!
lol@the cannibalistic dog bones … funny shit. 🙂
Definitely mate, gotta save the dolphins. I heard a rumour that the Japanese are killing them and the whales because they believe them to be responsible for Hiroshima, which is ridiculous, everybody knows it was a cow & a chicken!
That will make a nice christmas dinner. Yummerz : P.
I am not a huge dog fan TBH, I don’t mind them in small doses but sometimes I find them fun but when it comes to walking them and cleaning up after them, I decide I hate them.
I had some dogz when I lived in ireland, but when they killed a few shhep that belong to the guy who was renting our barn and field, we had to get rid of them Funny that up until recently I thought that they were given up to be drowned by the farmer (which happened all to offen round our way, I remeber when me and my friend, the farmers son found a cat and kitten in a hay loft. The mohter ran off and we went and told my friends dad he went and put it in a sack and drowned it in the burn) Our cousins were accustom to this method of dealing with animals too. Anyway when our dog killed to sheep, we were told that it would do it again as it has a taste for blood now and they had to deal with it and I assumed that they were killed by this famer “manace”. But this is what I recently discovered when talking with my family the other week. My Mum being an animal lover didn’t let our anyone kill the dogs. She phoned the irish animal welfare and they were taken away to a kennal. I was so relieved to hear this. She also said that our cousins were like “oh you didn’t have to do that, we would have taken care of them for you” (put them in potato sacks and drowned) But no they survived the horrors of donegall ireland thank fuck.
Oh yeah if we are throwing names into a hat for your bow wow I would like to nominate “Tracker” as the schnausers name.
@thelog 493643 wrote:
That will make a nice christmas dinner. Yummerz : P.
I am not a huge dog fan TBH, I don’t mind them in small doses but sometimes I find them fun but when it comes to walking them and cleaning up after them, I decide I hate them.
Cleaning up after em ain’t much fun mate, but things like that taught me a lot about responsibility. Having dogs has made me a better person.
And as for names, what about Zizou (pronounced zeezoo)?
@thelog 493643 wrote:
I am not a huge dog fan TBH, I don’t mind them in small doses
you talking bout M-Dog? :laugh_at:
@thelog 493643 wrote:
That will make a nice christmas dinner. Yummerz : P.
I am not a huge dog fan TBH, I don’t mind them in small doses but sometimes I find them fun but when it comes to walking them and cleaning up after them, I decide I hate them.
I had some dogz when I lived in ireland, but when they killed a few shhep that belong to the guy who was renting our barn and field, we had to get rid of them Funny that up until recently I thought that they were given up to be drowned by the farmer (which happened all to offen round our way, I remeber when me and my friend, the farmers son found a cat and kitten in a hay loft. The mohter ran off and we went and told my friends dad he went and put it in a sack and drowned it in the burn) Our cousins were accustom to this method of dealing with animals too. Anyway when our dog killed to sheep, we were told that it would do it again as it has a taste for blood now and they had to deal with it and I assumed that they were killed by this famer “manace”. But this is what I recently discovered when talking with my family the other week. My Mum being an animal lover didn’t let our anyone kill the dogs. She phoned the irish animal welfare and they were taken away to a kennal. I was so relieved to hear this. She also said that our cousins were like “oh you didn’t have to do that, we would have taken care of them for you” (put them in potato sacks and drowned) But no they survived the horrors of donegall ireland thank fuck.
Oh yeah if we are throwing names into a hat for your bow wow I would like to nominate “Tracker” as the schnausers name.
I was tempted to call him fenton or benton (I forget what that dogs actual name was).
@DaftFader 493661 wrote:
I was tempted to call him fenton or benton (I forget what that dogs actual name was).
Fenton it was mate. Would only work with a really posh voice though…
Call the dog either Drugs or Sex, purely for the amusing moments when doing recall training! ‘Drugs, here, come on. Good Drugs’ etc (or maybe not)
if he did that, daft and the dog would end up being hauled up and their mugshots shown on the daily mail crime news by Metpol Status Dog Unit :laugh_at:
@General Lighting 493673 wrote:
if he did that, daft and the dog would end up being hauled up and their mugshots shown on the daily mail crime news by Metpol Status Dog Unit :laugh_at:
Ha ha, I can picture it now, front page news, daft & Drugs suddenly the Mail’s public enemies number 1 & 2! Could always make him a really vicious dog (he looks well vicious, lol) & then tell people to stay away from drugs!
Fuck it, call him Log! Log the dog, lol. (sorry loggy!)
Or Deefer! (geddit? Deefer dog)
@MC G-Tek 493672 wrote:
Fenton it was mate. Would only work with a really posh voice though…
Call the dog either Drugs or Sex, purely for the amusing moments when doing recall training! ‘Drugs, here, come on. Good Drugs’ etc (or maybe not)
An old mate of mine called his dog “Zoot”. :laugh_at:
A drug terminology, but not bait enough to arouse too much suspicion, unless the preying ears knew what it ment, which would most likely mean they liked a smoke anyway. 😉
@DaftFader 493701 wrote:
An old mate of mine called his dog “Zoot”. :laugh_at:
A drug terminology, but not bait enough to arouse too much suspicion, unless the preying ears knew what it ment, which would most likely mean they liked a smoke anyway. 😉
Ha ha, cool mate, ain’t heard that word for a few years now!
so so cute guys!!
I love his little beard Daft 🙂
did you get a new camera as well? (I’ve got EXIF viewer on this browser 😉 )
bet you got a good series of decent pics from the new pup – I took 60 of a cat once and only got two usable ones, and was glared at big time and shown a mouth full of sharp teeth ….
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