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‘good afternoon sir, please may i have your account number and sort code?’
@know_hope 472991 wrote:
‘good afternoon sir, please may i have your account number and sort code?’
your not taking those Cameroonian drug vendor seriously are you? :laugh_at:
“Milly is talking on her mobile – she has just said “uncle Keith I am not shy in my nursery and i can do a pee all by myself and i’m sorry cos i love my elephant”
bless
“**** found the pube – damn that would have been so funny xxx”
reason behind this… my friend got a new bike called dube. We got black duck take and changed the D to a P but unfortunately he noticed it 🙁
‘ha ha x x x’
because this bird asked me to call her and i said ‘i don’t av ur number’… i still haven’t bothered to call her.
huh?
From my best mate when I text him about my interview without mentioning the interview or the context so it made no fucking sense at all.
@swedger_alex 474441 wrote:
huh?
From my best mate when I text him about my interview without mentioning the interview or the context so it made no fucking sense at all.
you heard back from that job yet?
@DaftFader 474443 wrote:
you heard back from that job yet?
Aye, got down to the final two but got pipped at the post by someone else with actual experience doing the job.
HOWEVER the panel feedback was excellent, they were extremely impressed with my approach, manner, attitude and my planning and preparation they want to fast track me into another position within the company – ironically the area I’m dying to get into: Pre-Sales. As its customer focused, different every day and its where the $$ get printed.
So its all good news.
Still haven’t had any sleep yet since the night before last, had some of the best £40/g coke I’ve ever had in this country and am still in a mild euphoric state even though the g was finished about 12 hours ago. Got 2 for the weekend too 😀
@swedger_alex 474445 wrote:
Aye, got down to the final two but got pipped at the post by someone else with actual experience doing the job.
HOWEVER the panel feedback was excellent, they were extremely impressed with my approach, manner, attitude and my planning and preparation they want to fast track me into another position within the company – ironically the area I’m dying to get into: Pre-Sales. As its customer focused, different every day and its where the $$ get printed.
So its all good news.
Still haven’t had any sleep yet since the night before last, had some of the best £40/g coke I’ve ever had in this country and am still in a mild euphoric state even though the g was finished about 12 hours ago. Got 2 for the weekend too 😀
nice man … sounds like a win win situation 😀
“i’m sending a file of tunes to ya mediafire pal, to have a butchers at” just bog standard really
‘I’m seeing my doc who referred him to shrink a few yrs bac so hopefully he’ll help. cross that bridge on mon. X’
“yeah deffo mate, ill have abit of dosh to chuck around and have nothing else planned you rusty screwdriver slutcumcicle”
Yeah ummmm….
can’t remember what it says, but it’s from the best looking girl i know and it was some sort of thanks for helping them with something….
lord won’t you let me fornicate with this girl, some of my friends bang midgets i must be zen, so lord won’t you buy me a sexy little thang.
‘Big up da man in da ice cream van’…… from my brother, can’t remember why………
‘youre an actual saggy ball bag fail’
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