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Come over in the morn…(hmmm wonder what they got for me?)
“Not like that, it’d have to be nicer xx “
“not like that, it’d have to be nicer xx”
‘Bob nudd and chaz have just rocked up, looks like they’ve caught themselves a 20lb pike with bobs left nudd.’ :laugh_at:
Ha! I’ve got one for you, Try not to think about horseface sitting on *******’s face
@p0ly 488944 wrote:
‘i’m still yours x’
lol!! from a member of this forum
Ah yeah. Been getting in there with amylambethet have we? You sly dog you….
‘We have your wife & children. If you want them to stay alive, bring £50 000 to the old warehouse at midnight & come alone – no police’
Unfortunately I was out of credit at the time – weird thing is I don’t miss ’em! Anyway, £50 000 was a bit much, the kids were little cunts!
‘Your not my real ladder!!! Your only my step ladder!!’
‘But I’ve been raising you up step by step!’
@NN~Gazatryptamine 488962 wrote:
‘Your not my real ladder!!! Your only my step ladder!!’
‘But I’ve been raising you up step by step!’
Genius mate!
I did actually get another text just now, but all it said was ‘GBNA’ – I didn’t deserve that, that’s bang out of order!
“Ah ok. LOL Jess’s dodgy car wash?! Yeh was alright, I lOVE nandos . Oh is that you offering to pay??? 😀 haha xx”
“Ok Bruv”
Short and to the point I think.
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