Found on a page I got retweeted today :laugh_at: (you might need to know something about how computer networks operate to get most of them….)
I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.
I think there is a duck in my router. It always goes NAT, NAT, NAT.
So I want to dress up as a UDP packet for Halloween, but I don’t know if anyone will get it.
I could tell you an ICMP joke but it would probably be repetitive.
I wanted to write an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted.
IPv4 address space walks into a bar and yells “One strong CIDR please, I’m exhausted!”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
SYN flood.
SYN flood who?
Knock knock.…
Q. What is a Unix or Linux sysadmin’s favourite hangout place?
A. Foo Bar
A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what’s wrong?
“Parity error.”
“Yeah, you look a bit off.”
Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.
Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A. A URLologist.
