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Heather Hayes, 24, of 304 W. Bertsch St., Lansford, faces charges from an incident which took place on Feb. 26 at Turkey Hill. Charges of indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment. were filed by Officer Jeffrey Ohl.
According to an affidavit of probable cause, here’s what happened:
Ohl received a dispatch at 2:42 a.m. about a female assaulting a male at the convenience mart. Upon arrival, he saw a female standing by the trash container, nude from the waist down. Ohl quickly placed her in the back seat of the cruiser, and identified her as Hayes.
Hayes told Ohl that she had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend, Eric Zuber, after he refused to have sex with her.
Ohl spoke with Zuber, who said that the two were at his house and that Hayes became argumentative when he refused to have sex with her. He said the argument escalated, and that Hayes began to slap and punch him about the head and back. She bit him on the left forearm, and grabbed his testicles and began to twist them.
Ohl saw redness and bite marks on Zuber’s forearm. Zuber said he was able to flee when Hayes was smashing things in the house. He said he was headed for the convenience store to call 911, and that Hayes was following him, yelling obscenities and insults. Zuber said Hayes followed him into the store, yelling at him, and hit him with her house keys.
Zuber asked the clerk to call 911, which she did.
Hayes was taken to the police station and read her Miranda rights, which she waived, and agreed to talk with Ohl. She said that for the past two days, Zuber had been playing Xbox with his friends, and not paying attention to her. Hayes said this upset her, and that Zuber wouldn’t go to bed with her and have sex. Hayes said they argued, and that she smashed things in the house, but didn’t remember assaulting Zuber.
Asked why she was nude from the waist down, Hayes said it was because she was anticipating having sex, and that she didn’t want to go upstairs and put on pants before following Zuber to the convenience store.
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He could have done both surely?
Not at the same time necessarily.
Xbox then sexbox.
I’d pick the Xbox every time in this case.
@p0ly 533798 wrote:
are there any full body shots of her.
No mate, they don’t make a lens wide enough!
If you tried to print a photo of her, it’d take about 8 years for it to print!
@p0ly 533798 wrote:
are there any full body shots of her.
Do you really need a body shot of her to decide whether you’d poke it or not?
I’d rather stick my dick up an elephants trunk..
@DeezNuts 533986 wrote:
I’d rather stick my dick up an elephants trunk..
LMFAO – just spat my tea out no idea why I found that so funny
Well I’m loyal to Playstation so I’d go with the woman
@DeezNuts 533986 wrote:
I’d rather stick my dick up an elephants trunk..
I’m sure the elephant would rather you left him alone
@DeezNuts 533986 wrote:
Do you really need a body shot of her to decide whether you’d poke it or not?
Yeah. cos when it comes down to it you never get with a bird knowing they’re a nutter, that comes second.
@p0ly 534104 wrote:
Yeah. cos when it comes down to it you never get with a bird knowing they’re a nutter, that comes second.
I got with my bird knowing she was a nutter. Well I say get with her, I was just too scared to end our first date
@thelog 533796 wrote:
You guys are nasty.
:sign0078::bounce_b::sign0078:
and single… surprisingly
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