Party Vibe

this is no ship

its gunna be the fookin HMS ark royal … its gunna get stuck in the toilet like that fucker grounded itself off the island of Skye!!!!!

Hi Josh ,
Now see you gotta break the back of that puppy with a torpedo , its the only way . Send that ship….shite to the depths and while your doing it you gotta say ‘ who does number 2 work for ‘ . Oh and if you feel like cracking a bottle of champagne and naming it then it is a tradition .

Regards
Mungo
dive dive dive

love out to the tank girl!!!!!!!!!

Hi Josh ,
Ah did the light catch the bum fluff in the mirror lol . I have to shave every day now , used to be once ever two days . Need a shave to so no doubt they’ll be some blood letting later !!!! .

Regards
Mungo

Hi Josh ,
Have you ever thought of using eye liner instead of shaving , go natural and extenuate that hair !!!! .

How the shave go ? me i drew blood again !!!!! i think i need to get better razors .

Regards
Mungo
ps i have bits of tissue paper all over my face

Hi Josh ,
Ouch thats gotta hurt , how mad is that you just had a sharp razor to your face with all those blood vessels close to the skin . Then something as safe as exiting the bathroom and ouch !!!!! . It would be a bit like doing a free fall parachute jump , landing safely then getting run over by a bus !!!!

Hope it aint bleeding to much !!!!!

Regards
Mungo

Hi Harr!et ,
Roll on next weekend i say i get paid to , you have a good one Hat

Regards
Mungo