Depressingly it’s not the first time I’ve seen something like this. I had a friend once who used to keep all kinds of odd things in her vagina. (Apparently she often felt it was the safest place for it). So money, drugs, packed lunches – it was all good in her eyes…. We never really hit it off – as she would spend hours at a time rooting around in it and fishing things out before any fun started. (I swear once she even found a magicians handkerchief!)
I did once offer to buy her a purse though…
It almost makes me want to ask, what is the strangest thing here anyone has secreted about their person?
Personally in my youth, I once had a mishap with a packet of polo mints….
But obviously the less said about that the better…
