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October 13, 2008 at 4:00 pm

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GiantMidget

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DaftFader;239898 wrote:

doesn’t matter .. your going to hell any way :laugh_at:

Not any more, i purchased a clean soul off someone on Ebay.
October 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm

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…oops…
October 13, 2008 at 4:04 pm

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amyberthelet;239888 wrote:

ok, first off, yes, as a Christian there IS something wrong with doing illegal drugs and having sex with a FRIEND!!!!

So your not allowed to be friends with people you sleep with? Im sure theres nothing in the bible about only sleeping with strangers? :you_crazy
October 13, 2008 at 4:09 pm

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GiantMidget

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photographthesun;239904 wrote:

So your not allowed to be friends with people you sleep with? Im sure theres nothing in the bible about only sleeping with strangers? :you_crazy

Heres one for you, did you know St Peter was actually a rabbit?
October 13, 2008 at 4:10 pm

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really? where does it say that?
October 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm

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GiantMidget

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photographthesun;239908 wrote:

really? where does it say that?

Well i saw it on South Park and you know them guys know what they’re on about.
October 13, 2008 at 4:44 pm

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amyberthelet

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:crazy_dru:crazy: ooook…..

I’m not getting ‘baited’ on this one…..you guys know what I mean….

Let’s move on, shall we? :you_crazy
October 13, 2008 at 5:46 pm

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Tank Girl

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amyberthelet;239916 wrote:

:crazy_dru:crazy: ooook…..

I’m not getting ‘baited’ on this one…..you guys know what I mean….

Let’s move on, shall we? :you_crazy

(English) humour Amy,
they’re only having a laugh 😉
October 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm

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amyberthelet

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yeah, I got it lol :weee: see my crayzee smileys?
October 15, 2008 at 12:49 am

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MisterDuck

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well to be honest mary blatantly fucked someone outside her marriage, i mean, i was told god is impotent so who knows who jesus’ father is
October 15, 2008 at 8:28 am

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boothy;240056 wrote:

well to be honest mary blatantly fucked someone outside her marriage, i mean, i was told god is impotent so who knows who jesus’ father is

I think God raped her, i didnt remember him asking first rather telling after :p

bare in mind i once read the more interesting parts of the bible many years ago! (i love fiction! espechally the more trashy throw away stuff 😛 lol sorry)

ps sorry for my grammer their! as bad as my theological arguemnt (and of cource spelling) haha
October 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm

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GiantMidget

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I think a certain Mr Denke has the answers to these riddles.
October 15, 2008 at 3:58 pm

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photographthesun;240079 wrote:

I think God raped her, i didnt remember him asking first rather telling after :p

bare in mind i once read the more interesting parts of the bible many years ago! (i love fiction! espechally the more trashy throw away stuff 😛 lol sorry)

ps sorry for my grammer their! as bad as my theological arguemnt (and of cource spelling) haha

Perhaps i was a little trashed after all this morning, 🙁 egnore me and sorry to all!
October 15, 2008 at 3:58 pm

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JonnyQuest

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well done, but fuck god
October 15, 2008 at 4:11 pm

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mary was a virgin .. who sais joseph didn’t just have a wank over her and acsidently get her pregnant .. it’s posible .. and she still would be classed as a virgin :hopeless::wink:
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