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Quality – not often you get to learn more of a new language, read an interesting true crime story about loads of spoilt rich kids coming unstuck, and see a excellent parody of someone ripping it into the pop dance genre all at the same time :laugh_at:
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It’s feels a bit wrong laughing with Natalie Holloway.
But got to admit, it’s funny!
I’m guesssing that this girl’s getting called a slut? … that’s about all i could pick up other then she come from holloway i think. lol
its a really long and complex crime story (the English explanation / wikipedia article is below) but the Dutch song is a simplified version of the various allegations.
Joran Van De Sloot is a rich kid who grew up in Aruba which is a bit of the West Indies the Dutch still have as a colony. He went off on a large boat with the girl (Natalie Holloway) and two lads from Surinam, and they all did a load of drugs. Only the three lads came back.
So Van De Sloot is accused of murdering her, and having dumped her body in the sea. He even bragged about pimping her out on some undercover reporter show but then claims his mates did it instead and he had gone to bed after watching a porno.
its still not proven what exactly happened to Natalee Holloway – but later on De Sloot (not featured in this song) then tries to blackmail Ms Holloway’s family and then gets with this other girl in another country (I think it is Peru) who finds out about his crime and is nicked for beating and murdering her, so he is now in jail for all these other crimes..
I vaugely remeber hearing about this (if it was on the english news that is) There was also something where a girl was washed up nakid on a beach in some holiday destination as well … a year or so after (compleatly unrelated – i’m just trying to put a rought time on the one you’re talking about so I know if I’m rembering the right incident)
The incident in this thread happened in 2005. I think the other incident was in Thailand in 2006, young female British tourist raped and murdered by locals. Coincidentally, Van de Sloot is supposed to have run a business there and also been a pimp!
There are fuckloads of these sorts of incidents in foreign holiday destinations with both male and female victims. I think one dude from round this way went to Thailand, disappeared and has still not been found (not even his body)…
was that the guy who’s pic got put on this forum and some others to see if any one reconised him and had seen him?
dan mby?
just searched and not found the Thailand chap (was in EDP24) – we did put out an appeal for one lad from Norwich went missing after clubbing (sadly he climbed into a UK power networks substation and was sparked) and this chap from European travels (who may still be missing)
http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/community/35967-missing-person-help-find-jordane.html
jordane that was it. knew it had a dan in it somewhere.
Do you think it would be apropriate to contct them to find out if they found him. (Rember it could go several ways and I don’t want to upset/offend them if something bad has been found out to of happened when I txt.)
::(
ze hebben een boot…
oh ja, het Engelse douane hebben een boot
hij ligt naar Ipswich in de groote Orwell sloot…
en ze gaan varen op de kanaal
het douane bespieden ze op allemaal..
Better not try and smuggle anything into ipswitch then! :laugh_at:
I quite often see HMCC Vigilant on the way to the pub… one one journey back I was really tempted to bang on the side and shout “Anyone here who can sign for a parcel for a Mr Horatio Nelson? sorry its a bit late” :laugh_at:
but they do indeed sometimes board the yachts of all the yuppies and search them, as HMRC suspect that small craft owners might be tempted to bring items in from NL etc..
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