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  • stekelmuis, stekelmuis – op in de zolderkamer
    stekelmuis, stekelmuis – hoi! pas op voor de kat!

    met deze kat zal ik miauwen, naar de blauwe maan
    oh stekelmuis, stekelmuis – dan kan je vrij lopen..

    NL : Stekelmuizen – Wikipedia
    EN : Spiny mouse – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    In the Noughties I did actually meow with my cat and a nest of mice got away (after this me and the cat decided to meow at my sister instead when she was cooking) but they were a different species – unfortunately geelhasbosmuis (yellow necked mouse) doesn’t scan..

    but last full moon was a blue moon..

    @General Lighting 494138 wrote:

    but last full moon was a blue moon..

    Certainly was mate, 2 in 1 month don’t happen very often, hence the saying…

    I met an old mate a few years a back and she introduced me to her BF.
    We went round his rents and sat in the kitchen for a chat…After half an hour or so she asked him to go upstairs to help ‘do her dress up’ They went up stairs together and just left me on my own for about a fucking hour…
    Bored and pissed of I saw this geezers pet cat…playing with a mouse.
    It had the poor bastard by the tail…let it go..caught it again and then started batting it and chewing its ears. The poor little thing! I grabbed the pussycat by the scruff and man it looked pissed of! The mouse just sat there though..shaking I beckoned it to go away to no avail. The cat then scratched by arm up and escaped my grasp..quick as a could I stood on its tail and seeing as it was laminate floor the cat just ran..full pace on the spot lol…it reminded me of a tom and jerry cartoon.

    After a while I managed to lock the cat in a pantry and grabbed the mouse, I put it in the garden in a flower bed

    @apatheticsquirral 494142 wrote:

    I met an old mate a few years a back and she introduced me to her BF.
    We went round his rents and sat in the kitchen for a chat…After half an hour or so she asked him to go upstairs to help ‘do her dress up’ They went up stairs together and just left me on my own for about a fucking hour…
    Bored and pissed of I saw this geezers pet cat…playing with a mouse.
    It had the poor bastard by the tail…let it go..caught it again and then started batting it and chewing its ears. The poor little thing! I grabbed the pussycat by the scruff and man it looked pissed of! The mouse just sat there though..shaking I beckoned it to go away to no avail. The cat then scratched by arm up and escaped my grasp..quick as a could I stood on its tail and seeing as it was laminate floor the cat just ran..full pace on the spot lol…it reminded me of a tom and jerry cartoon.

    After a while I managed to lock the cat in a pantry and grabbed the mouse, I put it in the garden in a flower bed

    You’re not supposed to interfere with nature, lol.

    the “witte kat” (white cat) we had only ever caught one mouse, I remember sending my sister a text when he did and this was in the 90s when sending text messages was a new thing. He may have caught a bird once and my mum shut him out in the cold for 2 hours (he was let back in later) and he stopped bothering to catch anything.

    We had two but one disappeared, and the witte kat was bullied by a half siamese. I had got into the habit of watching “big cat diary” whilst stoned, and decided to caterwaul the bully away from our garden. This actually worked, and then I started meowing with my cat as a cross species male bonding exercise. He did try to show me where those mice were but I couldn’t get in the corner at the nest so the mice got away. to be fair he did alert me when my radio scanner (tuned to Police frequencies) activated and also when XA97 (a Police Helicopter) was overhead, he would sit on the wheeled bin and look up but only for this particular aircraft (we were in the flightpath to RAF Benson and Heathrow). I did not train the cat to do this, so it was quite impressive….

    @MC G-Tek 494145 wrote:

    You’re not supposed to interfere with nature, lol.

    you can interact with it, me and the cat used to wind up my sister with meowing but she couldn’t stop us because she felt sorry for the cat (as the other had gone missing) and also she couldn’t work out which one of us had started the noise….

    @General Lighting 494147 wrote:

    you can interact with it, me and the cat used to wind up my sister with meowing but she couldn’t stop us because she felt sorry for the cat (as the other had gone missing) and also she couldn’t work out which one of us had started the noise….

    Lol, mate I wish I’d thought of that when I was younger, woulda driven the whole house bat shit mental with it!

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