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ayo, check this… (look at the max speed bit, there is a close up in the second pic..)
close up of GPS display…
and no, I didn’t photoshop the pic or edit it in any way (there is a legit technical explanation for how this happened).
I’d better watch out for the black rats though, or I may get a ticket for “furious cycling”….
that’s a nice bit of kit
I covered the mile home from work in 3 minutes before :surprised (is mostly downhill, but the route was cross-town!
technical explanation, GL?
fastest ive ever clocked myself on flat in around 27 miles an hour, that was racing a car over half a mile. fuck knows if the thing was set up properly – it claimed i was doing over fifty down coldharbour lane in surrey near dorking- that is a beast of a hill, and at that speed turning is properly difficult. that was back a few years, before smoking took its toll on my lungs and stamina. i used to go on cycling holidays and do around 50-90 miles a day for a week. i sincerly doubt i could do that now, five years down the line :bitter:
I covered the mile home from work in 3 minutes before :surprised (is mostly downhill, but the route was cross-town!
technical explanation, GL?
when you first switch on on a GPS receiver it needs to “acquire” the initial position.
to do this the equipment has to pick up signals from up to 12 satellites, work out the signal strength from each one, decode some random bit pattern and the current time, deal with Uncle Sam’s encryption algorithm, and from this huge matrix of constantly changing numbers calculate the current position in latitude and longitude.
Because of the way I always set up GPS receivers used in Britain the software then has to convert it into the ordnance survey grid reference for your location.
That is a lot of very complicated maths, even for a computer.
If you are also moving at the same time this process is happening, there is a chance that an overflow error can occur in the software and/or radio interference can garble the data – and the results of the calculations are bogus.
the logs for when this error happened actually show me proceeding at 80-100mph, 92 feet above sea level in the North Atlantic Ocean between Exmouth and Weymouth. At the time, I was going towards the North of Ipswich, at the side of the Orwell flood barrier. The receiver eventually sorted itself out after 30 seconds and was reporting rather more sensible locations..
This is a good example of why GPS is not a substitute for local knowledge and/or conventional maps/navigation skills, its only an aid to navigation…
My real top speed is about 20-25 mph on the flats. I have reached 40mph downhill around the Wantage area of West Berkshire before on my touring bike, so USEs top speed is perfectly possible.
Bike computers need to be set up correctly for the tyre size, but I’ve checked mine against the GPS (which is accurate when correctly locked on to the satellites!) and they are within 5% of each others readings.
you’re a clever bar stard
not to mention speedy!
my bike is a bit of an old wreck, but a solid wreck
i feel like an anarkist sometimes when I’m riding :toxic:
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same here, best type of bike. you can have the best bike in the world, but if you dont look after it, it’ll get shit pretty quick. i’ll never forget my mates winning an offroad bmx race againsta load of minted surrey boys, all lycra, pads and hi-spec, when they were on home-made beats in jeans and t-shirt. the look on the pushy parents faces, my mate smoking a spliff on the podium in ripped jeans. i’d post the pic if i had it here, proper jokes.
i know exactly what you mean. my dad can be a dick, but he is 67 and and has never driven a car in his life, i gotta give himsome respect for that (hes an old socialist, but he cant get it thru his geriatric brain that tony blair is his enemy [old dog new tricks syndrome]) nice to know it can be done. he used to commute 30 miles to and from work! nutcase.
i love the sense of freedom and the connection with the landscape, its an incomprable feeling. specially zipping past traffiic. put that in yer 4×4 and polute it!
lmao. cheers loon!
Tops!! Love it.
Alex: Conjured up a funny mental image in my mind of a cyclist going down the road at 100 miles an hour with a look of concentration on his face.
Damn you lot are a bit nippy on your bikes! I cycle the 15 mile round trip to work every now and again but I don’t think I average more than 3 to 5 miles an hour on my dutch transport bike. Having said that the ridiculous amounts of wind we’ve been having lately weren’t helping…
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good old tash. what a star!
looks such good fun!
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