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@Logue {the1log} 474706 wrote:
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You been sniffing the petrol again, haven’t you? lol
I came all the way from Devon to Oxfordshire yesterday, the long and ridiculous way round, so that I could go out with my mates in Birmingham, unfortunately the moron population of my town have bought all the fucking petrol and we never got there 🙁
apart from the danger, petrol goes off if stored (at least for motor cars) as it changes in formulation over the years . also I bet people are storing it in all sorts of unsuitable containers. I expect Mungo is going to be busy soon…
Or transferring it from one container to another in a kitchen whilst cooking dinner because the fumes are in no way shape or form flammable…
Darwinism is at work with these people.
Its incrediable!
And unfortunatley more women have been reportedly stupid, but I am sure some men have been equally stupid too:
In South Wales, one woman is reported to have tried to fill two one-gallon glass flagons with petrol. The nozzle of the pump was bigger than the neck of the flagon, and the fuel was spilt over the ground.
AA president Edmund King said: “We hope that the weekend will bring back some sanity in this silly situation. It is almost as if the last five days have been one big April Fool come early.
“AA patrols estimate that about one fifth of garages ran out of fuel on Friday. We have also noted that more cars are cruising at 56mph on motorways in order to conserve fuel.”
Further AA reports of forecourt madness included an elderly woman in Macclesfield, Cheshire, who tried using a petrol pump to fill up jam jars in the boot of her car.
An AA statement said: “A lady about 75 was seen filling up 20 empty one-gallon paint tins with plastic lids and also a tray of jam jars in her boot with petrol.
“She had her boot up so the petrol station staff couldn’t see what she was doing.
“AA staff went over to her to stop her. Then station staff came out and prevented her from what she was doing. Her excuse was that ‘her husband did it every week.”
At the same petrol station, another man was seen trying to fill up one-gallon washing-up liquid bottles with fuel.
Mr King added: “Some people seem to have lost any sense of proportion. Petrol is a volatile liquid with highly inflammable vapours.
“Drivers should not be filling up any containers with petrol or we will see more tragic accidents.
I’m prob gonna need some petrol tomorrow otherwise I prob wont make work tue or wed, but there is no way I was gonna que up today (they are still queing where I live) I’ll wait til it calms down a bit more…. madness
Car’s run on cider right? :s
Bloody hope not as its all in my tummy
@Tank Girl 474860 wrote:
Bloody hope not as its all in my tummy
I’ve got a 2ltr bottle of wrongen here 😀 … been playing badminton all day so deserve it .. 🙂
One thing we like we like in this country better than anything…
…queuing :hopeless:
@pablofitzyg 475031 wrote:
One thing we like we like in this country better than anything…
…queuing :hopeless:
i find it to be more satisfactory than chaotic bundling or having little grandmas slowly sneak in front presenting you with some ugly dilemma and you miss your bus…
i would have said the one thing we love more than anything is ummm… hmmmmmmm… maybe ‘lapping up bullshit’ and ‘making bullshit our identity’? …………………………………… no wait… thats not just here thats everywhere…. hang on i’m gon have to think this one through……… ‘ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm’
Jesus!
went to 6 petrol stations, as I dont really like queing, didnt want to wait at the 2 that actually had petrol (none had diesel)
got some at the 7th garage, and was near to empty, phew that’ll do me for 3 weeks now!
i did have a 3.0 l turbo petrol just sold it and got a 2.0 diesel wow 47mpg compared to my old 12mpg why didnt i see it sooner
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