A while back we got all these girls from PH singing up to post ads – also on Tribal Living. There’s less now but i made me write this..
PLDT is the Phillipine Long Distance Telephone Company *they of course do broadband”.
Pinay is a slang/light hearted term for a female Filipino, a lad is known as a pinoy.
There is a bit of poetic license, Phillipine airlines currently isn’t allowed to fly into EU, plus Quezon and Manilla are relatively far away but it wasn’t easy to try and get everything to rhyme as it is.. And I don’t hang around Felixstowe nightclubs trying to pick up young Pinays, there would be easier methods for me.
You’re a bad bot…
Oh Anna, anna you’re just a bad bot
You’re from Manila – you’re not who you say you are
And I can see you from here just by the North Sea
Sending spam to us from the PLDT
You’re a bad bot…
Oh Anna, anna you’re just a bad bot
You’re from Manila – you’re not who you say you are
You keep on signing up with fake profiles
And say you’re from the USA : you’re a bad bot
You change your info each time you log on
From the desk at your call centre in Quezon
But I won’t let you take over our forum
Because you’ve been identfied as a bad bot..
Is this the way its meant to be?
You send us loads of random posts from your PC
So I cam tell your just a Pinay spammer
Am then you only get locked off as a bad bot…
[ready for take off]
(at end of instrumental, this simulated VHF airband traffic)
[Stansted this is Phillipine 828 inbound Abbot]
That was until that time two months ago
When I met you that night in Felixstowe
And you told me you wanted to stay
But you got checked out by UKBA…
They soon found out you’d overstayed your student visa
So Border Force just sent you straight back to Manila
Where you keep mining all our data till your caught
So I’ll forever think of you…As a bad bot..
You’re a bad bot…
Oh Anna, anna you’re just a bad bot
You’re from Manila – you’re not who you say you are
And I can see you from here just by the North Sea
Sending spam to us from the PLDT
