Party Vibe

that’s balls :s… hope nothing ends up becoming of it… why would you want to prosicute a load of “good natured” people 🙁

ItchyBungle, Bradford says…

1:10pm Mon 1 Mar 10

There was the police, sat looking out of their windows at the police station bored after finishing their batman and beano comics (which are mainly used to form police policy these days) and they saw a bus coming into Bradford. Jim finishes looking at his copy of a well known womens weekly mag and he notices another bus, and then Sandra comes out of the loo and notices a Bus coming into Bradford.

When they noticed that the buses were not white and pink, had a white ‘f’ in a pink circle and that they was actually real people on these buses they went for a coffee. Whilst they were having coffee (sandra had to have Oveltine due to the varacus veins) they discussed the events of the evening. When they realised they saw 3 buses that were actually busy and coming into Leeds Jim said to Sandra “ello, ‘ello ‘ello something is going on here!”

Using Police Inteligence – or Asif as he is known (he was once on Weakest Link and got past the first round – which means he must be brainy!) and Asif laughed when he was told about buses being full and as he was watching a documentary about the ruins of Haiti and he needed something to do – so he got his team together (okay it was him, Jim, and Shim) and so they went out to see what was going on – when they realised there was a party and they had not been invited they decided to ruin it – like a child would after being told it can’t draw on that paper – and so they made sure people got back on the bus without spending any money in Bradford whatsoever.

Morale of the story – if the police was to focus on the real crime that affects the citizens of Bradford rather than going for ‘headline grabbing’ stories we would all be less affected by crime!

ROFL!

Police have vowed to prosecute the organisers of an illegal rave that was broken up by officers on Saturday night.

The group had forced entry into the former Yorkshire Building Society offices in the High Point building, Westgate, Bradford, and were rigging up a sound system when police swooped.

The event had seen about 500 youngsters, mostly from Manchester, arrive in the city on coaches. A police spokesman said: “Just before 11pm large numbers of people were identified as arriving in Bradford.

“Organisers had forced entry into a building near Fulton Street with the intention of holding a dance event.”

The spokesman said when the police arrived the organisers closed the event down voluntarily. Police said members of the crowd were good-natured, but officers made three arrests for minor public order offences.

The spokesman said: “The people attending were dispersed. They were taken into the city centre awaiting transportation.

“The police response was quite proportionate. We don’t believe it was organised by a Bradford-based group, we were the unfortunate recipients of somebody else’s search for a venue.”

Superintendent Angela Williams said: “We are looking to prosecute the organisers. We will take proactive and robust action against people who organise these events.”

A witness said: “The police were extremely professional. The music inside was so loud and was driving everyone wild. Speaking to people, some had come from as far as London.”

One person has been charged with a public order offence and two others have been released.

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