1.7 Diesel Astra van – fanny magnet!
This van will change your life including a girlfriend upgrade and more friends.
Travel in style with the mock-leather seats with hardly any rips.
Does 0-60 in less time than it takes my kettle to boil.
I’ve ticked one of the features as a beaver tail – i have no idea what one of these is – but i reckon this beast has probably got one.
Starting the van in the morning is a bit like my 107 year old grandad (who smokes 80 fags a day) waking up. it coughs and splutters but it never seems to die.
There are specs of rust here and there, and there and there and in some other places – but i will not charge any extra for these.
People always stop and ask me “can i buy that off you for a grand” but i say “no”.
So there you are – ask me as many questions as you like and buy yourself a new lifestyle.
I will not accept 50p and a packet of pork scratchings for this mighty fine vehicle so don’t ask if i will…
Good luck – you’re going to need it – the competition will be fierce!
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