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Elvis record attempt fails
Elvis record attempt fails – News – Evening Star
Woman injured after being knocked to the ground by a cow
Woman injured after being knocked to the ground by a cow – News – Evening Star
it is not that uncommon to encounter random cows in the road, even on the outskirts of Ipswich! I saw one when riding to work a while back – I was going to call 999 (as I was worried the cow could get to a busier road and be involved in a collision) but I saw some old people looking at it and they said they knew the farmer and that cow always escapes and he was on its way to round it up..
Ahaha that happened round our way. Some kid got trampled by a herd of horses.
Oh how I laughed. His own fault though, the kid was scaring the horses on purpose apparently, they got spooked and run him down.
Just deserts really.
lol, every time i go through a field the cows always hate me and start mooing angrily and coming towards me. a bull started trotting after me before but i was near a stile so made it in safety.
my dad on the other hand slipped on a cowpat and landed on his arse HAHAHAHAHAH
When i was a kid on a camping holiday in the uk with my mum and dad, my dad put his arms out and beconed my mum over for a hug … and made her step in the cowpat he was standing just behind :laugh_at:
HAHAHAH GENIUS :laugh_at:
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