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@General Lighting 351834 wrote:
this story (which as you would expect caused some amusement on lots of cycling forums) isn’t all it seems – it wasn’t just a Scotsman taking their passion for cycling (which when correctly applied has won the UK many medals) too far but a just punishment for a pervert who already had a history of harrassing young women, and was not in a hotel room or his private accomodation but in a hostel presumably subsidised either by the public purse or a a private company – they are they ones what have the power to make the rules of what you can or can’t do there.
this weirdo used to live about 15 mins from where im living now. this story was all over the local press for ages. i find it quite funny when folk get caught shagging cars etc but this pervert needs his face caved in. hes a wrong un not a melon shagging fantasist. hes been in the papers a few times now for exposing himself and that kind of stuff.
a dude from the village (hes the local coppers son) told me his dad was in a house recently to charge someone for a minor crime and when he walked in after the old man let em in past all the dog shit filled corridor he noticed the whole family – the gran, the mother and father and 2 late teen children were all sitting watching porn in the living room playin with themselves! when the coppers askled wtf was going on the old lady replied ‘ah leave em alone it keeps them all quiet for a while!’ only 2 of them got charged with incest but the whole lot of em were at it. still not been up yet but i hope they get the jail and take what comes to em in there.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD???!!! there must be some really dark secrets floating about me thinks.. scary stuff.
i feel quite normal when i think about these nutters!
fucking hell
is that true?
fuck off! lol thats mad
@tlegato 354258 wrote:
fucking hell
is that true?
fuck off! lol thats mad
just wait til you meet Cliffy and his midgets :laugh_at:
@Tank Girl 354260 wrote:
just wait til you meet Cliffy and his midgets :laugh_at:
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:yakk: That’s hilarious…don’t believe a word of it. LOL
How do they get to know that thats whats gonna turn them on ? Did he fall in cow shit one day and thought sod it ill have a wank ? very strange . And talk about taking your bike for a ride……literally !!!! . And trying to have sex with a crack in the pavement …..what do you think drunk one day he fell over and thought while im down here !!!! least he can say he has a concrete relationship , yep poor joke i know . I like that story of the Spanish guy who thought it be nice to have sex with a chicken below a ciff . This guy was the cliffy in the end as a rock fall hit him on his head killed him outright . Police were called to find man and chicken still attached , never said if the chicken made it or not ?
your a legend mungo!
Thanks Josh ,
I normally get called leg end ……well at least i think thats what they say , its something end any way !!!!!!
regards
Mungo
Why can’t people use the normal tools that everybody else use. I’ve heard some mountain people like to do with a goat on the cliff because they kick back. :you_crazy
@californian 399171 wrote:
Why can’t people use the normal tools that everybody else use. I’ve heard some mountain people like to do with a goat on the cliff because they kick back. :you_crazy
Na that’s the welsh and sheep. :laugh_at:
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Hi Daftfader ,
Mate your going Wales on your quest for the good life !!!!! . Shit dont be wearing any white wool clothing , you might get mistaken by the locals……bleet like a sheep boy lol !!!! . Anyway Wales gets this rep for some reason , however Boston Lincolnshire . And this has happened a few times ….man seen from a passing train by many passengers having sex with a sheep . It aint just Wales , New Zealand or the Falklands lol . If you ever visit Lincolnshire , Boston has a rep as being the bizzare and weird bit like royston vasey lol . I think its a fen land thing …….beware the flat lands of the east there be weirdo’s there !!!! .
Regards
Mungo
Flatlander of the east !!!!:-o
Fucked up lmao
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