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Hi All ,
Be warned Rockets should be handled with care …..otherwise they could go off in your hand !!!!
regards
Mungo
ps this safety message was brought to you by the Rocket Failure safety organisation ……be careful but more importantly enjoy playing with your rocket 🙂
rockets should be kept in pockets.
if ya dinnae pull the night may still go off with a BANG!
@mungo1972 434483 wrote:
Hi All ,
Be warned Rockets should be handled with care …..otherwise they could go off in your hand !!!!regards
Mungo
ps this safety message was brought to you by the Rocket Failure safety organisation ……be careful but more importantly enjoy playing with your rocket 🙂
and bugger that mungo. the funniest thing i ever seen was a mate o’ mine lighting a banger in his mouth… like a cigar.. fukin BANG..WHOOSH! his face looked like a cartoon!! chipped hid tooth as well LOL.
and then there was the time back in the 70’s when oor pal called Basher had a packet o’ bangers in his pocket…so someone thought it would bew a good idea to chuck a lit box o’ matches in his pocket. MAN! he was right. Funniest ting i’ve ever seen LOLOL his parka was in flames and the noise was extraordinary. Funny as fuk. They’re not friends now though…lol
good times lol
Hi FizzBombHeid ,
Ah the dangers of playing with fireworks !!! , how was Basher and did he after this get re-named to Banger lol . We know a song about such inccidents so sing along …..” Oh shit me hairs on hair …hairs on fire ….hairs on fire …….oh shit me hairs on fire ” and so on . Its a pity Basher wasnt called Kenny as if he had it would complete the image in my head . South Park Kenny going up with a bang in his Parker LOL
regards
Mungo
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