om Booker said: “House music originated in America, but from black homosexuals in nightclubs that weren’t full of aspiring Abercrombie & Fitch models.
“The British soon adopted it, because as a nation we’re always looking for an excuse to take fucking loads of drugs.
“Then everyone had a brilliant time for a bit until a load of gangsters and public schoolboys realised it was quite easy to extort money from people dressed like infants.”
for a “satire” article that is actually pretty much spot on :laugh_at:
