its the other side of the country but I remember reading a Scottish “adult comic” (Electric Soup?) where someone was singing (at a seaside talent contest)
“I do like to be beside the seaside…
I do like to be beside the sea..
But I wouldnae go to Troon
I’m afeart that I may droon
in the dark and slimy water
that’s all broon broon broon..”
