smeg head thread

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

A thread for smeg heads and red dwarf fans !!

Whats your favourite rimmer quote?

Whats the down low on hilly…is she returning in red dwarf x ? (iv not seen any yet)

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

No Hilly in Red Dwarf X mate, don’t think she’ll be back. Personally preferred Norman Lovett as Holly, but Hattie Hayridge was pretty cool too though.

Fave Rimmer quote – dunno, I’ll have to think about that, but probably the Ace Rimmer line (Smoke me a kipper…)

[1 korno @korno Member]

You’ve got about as much brain cells as a cheese sandwich.

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

They’ve got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget!

[1 korno @korno Member]

Haha i loved the episode quarantine where rimmer got infected by the holovirus and went crazy, and he kept the other 3 in captivity and they asked to be let out but rimmer says ‘i can’t let you out, because the king of the potato people won’t let me :crazy:

[1 Mezz @mezz Member]

4,691 irradiated haggis

Seriously though, too many to chose from

Arnold Rimmer (Character) – Quotes

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

I have an IQ of 6000.
Which is the same as 6000 PE teachers.

[1 Deez @deez Member]

The one where he dies.

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

@Izbeckistan 526398 wrote:

I have an IQ of 6000.
Which is the same as 6000 PE teachers.

That was Holly!

@DeezNuts 526403 wrote:

The one where he dies.

Ah, you mean ‘Gazpacho soup’!

[1 Deez @deez Member]

That’s an actual episode? I was just taking the piss..

Is smeg a reference to smegma? > Smegma – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

@MC G-Tek 526484 wrote:

That was Holly!

Ah, you mean ‘Gazpacho soup’!

Lol!!
Deezle you are refering to a few episodes actually. Rimmer is dead and they bring up his death in a few episodes

[1 korno @korno Member]

@DeezNuts 526485 wrote:

That’s an actual episode? I was just taking the piss..

Is smeg a reference to smegma? > Smegma – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It actually derived from you remember the fridges that had ‘smeg’ as their brand name? Just came from that and got turned in to a creative insult

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

Was it? Thats quite funny.
(I did wonder)

I am tarka dal and this is my ship ?

[1 Mezz @mezz Member]

Best dead quote is

Lister: Drop dead!
Rimmer: Already have.
Lister: Encore!

[1 Deez @deez Member]

ooooooooooooooooooh the hokey kokey!

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