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@MC G-Tek 526552 wrote:

You’ve never seen BlackAdder? Fuckin’ hell mate – that is on a different level entirely man, one of the funniest, most quotable series ever. The 1st series ain’t that great, but series 2-4 are works of comedy genius. And I bet you can’t watch the last episode without being moved by it!

I love all that sarcastic comedy and the banter between characters.

[1 thelog @thelog Member]

Open the comm in all known forms of communication………… including welsh.

OR

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Are you sure sir, it does mean changing the blub.

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

@Izbeckistan 526556 wrote:

I love all that sarcastic comedy and the banter between characters.

It’s all great mate, but Black Adder’s the best of em all, and has made me realise how we can get Deez to like Red Dwarf. Can’t say what, but ‘I have a cunning plan…’

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

@MC G-Tek 526562 wrote:

It’s all great mate, but Black Adder’s the best of em all, and has made me realise how we can get Deez to like Red Dwarf. Can’t say what, but ‘I have a cunning plan…’

hmmm *strokes turnip pensively *

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[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

@Izbeckistan 526563 wrote:

hmmm *strokes turnip pensively *

EB: Baldrick, what would you do if I gave you a hundred pounds?

SB: I’d buy a nice little turnip all of my own.

EB: And what if I gave you a thousand pounds?

SB: Oh, that’s different, I’d buy a great big turnip in the country!

[1 thelog @thelog Member]

I have to post this cos it is one of the best scenes in RD history

Lister: What do you mean you don’t want to leave?
Rimmer: We’re happy here!
Kryten: We’ve found a niche!
Rimmer: We’re the “Sensational Reverse Brothers!” We’ve only been here three weeks and we’re a big hit!
Lister: Rimmer, everything is backwards!
Kryten: We got used to it!
Rimmer: It’s true! Once you get over the initial shock, things actually make a lot more sense this way ’round. There’s no death here. You start off dead, you have a funeral, then you come to life! As each year passes you get younger and younger until you become a newborn baby. Then you go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, and so on, until eventually we all become one glorious hole!
Lister: Rimmer, you already are one glorious hole! You’ve totally flipped, man.
Kryten: We want to stay!
Lister: But we can’t stay! Look, I’m 25 now — in 10 years time I’ll be 15. I’ll have to go through puberty again! Backwards!
Cat: Imagine that! Your gajimbas will suddenly rise back into your body, and the next thing you know you’re singing soprano in the school choir!
Lister: And worse than that — in 25 years I’ll be a little sperm, swimming around in somebody’s testicles! I mean, pardon me, but that’s just not how I saw my future!
Rimmer: I’m telling you, things are better this way. It’s our universe that’s the wrong way round.

Kryten nods in agreement.

Kryten: Take war. War is a wonderful thing here! In fifty years time, the second world war will start — backwards!
Cat: And that’s a good thing?
Kryten: Millions of people will come to life! Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich, and bug off back to Austria!
Rimmer: We’re smash hits here! We’d be crazy to leave.
Lister: Rimmer, we don’t belong here! This place is crazy!
Rimmer: Crazy? Death, disease, famine — there’s none of that here.
Kryten: There’s no crime! The first night we were here, a mugger jumped us and forced 50 pounds into my wallet at knifepoint!
Lister: Okay, okay! But look at the flipside of the coin. It’s not all good. Take someone like, say… St. Francis of Assissi. In this universe, he’s the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming small animals! Or Santa Claus — what a b*****d!
Rimmer: Eh?
Lister: He’s the big fat git who sneaks down chimneys and steals all the kids’ favourite toys!

[1 Deez @deez Member]

Smegma (Greek smēgma, “soap”) is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia.

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

@MC G-Tek 526568 wrote:

EB: Baldrick, what would you do if I gave you a hundred pounds?

SB: I’d buy a nice little turnip all of my own.

EB: And what if I gave you a thousand pounds?

SB: Oh, that’s different, I’d buy a great big turnip in the country!

Im sitting at my desk and that literally made me LOL!

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

@Izbeckistan 526577 wrote:

Im sitting at my desk and that literally made me LOL!

Ha ha, quality mate! Did you like the S as Baldrick’s first initial?

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

Lister: Cigar? (places cigar in gulfs mouth.)
Kryton: Careful sir/ Some galfs have their sphincter orifices in their faces. Lets hope you haven’t offended them.

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

Rimmer: Kryten, can I remind you of space corps directive 1792?

Kryten: 1792 sir? No officer of the space corps shall attempt oral sex in zero-gravity?

[1 Izbeckistan @izbeckistan Member]

@MC G-Tek 526578 wrote:

Ha ha, quality mate! Did you like the S as Baldrick’s first initial?

loffles.
I love the way rowan Atkinson pronounces ‘baldrick’

[1 thelog @thelog Member]

@Izbeckistan 526581 wrote:

loffles.
I love the way rowan Atkinson pronounces ‘baldrick’

I once had a dream that rowan atkinson was my dad.

[1 MC G-Tek @mc-g-tek Member]

@Izbeckistan 526581 wrote:

loffles.
I love the way rowan Atkinson pronounces ‘baldrick’

It’s the way he pronounces B’s and K’s and such mate. Look at the last ep when he’s saying ‘wibble’, or when he meets ‘Bob’ in series 2!

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