Ahhhaaa, I can’t find a clip of it but here’s the script, it includes one of he best lines ever.
LISTER, RIMMER, and KRYTEN are walking down a corridor.
RIMMER:
I wrote a palindromic haiku this morning – perhaps you’d like to hear it.
KRYTEN:
I’m afraid we don’t speak Japanese, sir.
RIMMER:
I could translate it into mandarin for you.
LISTER:
Rimmer, we don’t speak Japanese, we don’t speak mandarin, and we don’t speak satsuma!
