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September 11, 2012 at 11:58 pm

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p0ly

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Anyone ever been? Planning on attending very soon, sounds like a barrel of laughs :bounce_fl:crazy_dru:bounce_g:
September 12, 2012 at 12:06 am

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Chrispydelic

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I’ve been a few times. It’s not so bad.
September 12, 2012 at 12:12 am

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p0ly

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Say that to the poor sod who gets the ‘I need to see you immediately’ message!! 😛
September 12, 2012 at 2:08 am

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It’s not that bad, they stick shit in the end of your knob and take swabs, but it doesn’t hurt like some people say it does (unless they do it wrong). Having blood taken for HIV test doesn’t really hurt either, although it left a bit of a bruise on my arm for a few days.
September 12, 2012 at 8:22 am

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Mezz

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Someones caught the cockrot lolz
September 12, 2012 at 10:08 am

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Pat McDonald

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Been a couple times just to check everything OK. First time it’s a bit of a nightmare… the swab inside your peehole IS uncomfortable, like a scrape with a very small blunt knife. Doesn’t really “hurt” for very long though.
September 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm

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Chrispydelic

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The worst part is waiting for the results of the HIV/AIDS test, it takes a week or so.
September 29, 2012 at 6:04 pm

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p0ly

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So I forgot to mention I actually did go but I cannot for the life of my remember the date I went!! right went through all my texts to try and work it out and pretty sure it was the 21st at about 10am. I had to hold piss in all night which was a bit of a pisser (pun). the nurse was hot and when she had to do the swab thing she told me to cover my cock with a bit of paper which i didn’t even bother to do, she was gonna see it seconds later when she lifted it up anyway. It was minor didn’t hurt at all.. I blame that stupid bitch teacher at my school who tried to make it out to seem really bad!! what a fag she didn’t even have a cock ffs (i think).

So i should find out next week mon-thurs… in a way i’m hoping i got that early stage of chlamydia so i can just pop 4 pills and it be gone and get the hilarity of texting my stupid ex gf that her evil cheating ways got her and myself the STI and I could have easily prevented it and so could of she if she just listened and wasn’t such a stupid immature idiot. She seems to think that the guy i told her DOES have it doesn’t, this guys such a cock he gave it to one of my friends and said i’m glad i diseased your fanny you bitch… wowey i wasn’t even aware of that til the other day.

I was endlessly kind to this girl too and put up with a lot of shit day in day out from her mental health issues because I’m not a prick and she can’t even keep her legs shut to the most cuntish prick… (this is the dude who had a heart attack from mephedrone, he’s still doing it btw)…. she’s just amazed by someone who sells lots of mephedrone because she’s a waste of space, she told me she has a hard time keeping friends. she has no friends all she has to offer is sex…. Though she seems like a really nice person at first and once you know her she changes… Oh well I made her bleed twice and I regret nothing, real life eastenders in front of my eyes and great sex (i quite like evil bitches attraction wise). :crazy_dru + I had sex in so many funny places it was well worth it, not many girls would do that.
October 2, 2012 at 12:18 pm

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p0ly

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Didnt wanna listen didnt wanna care
Left that boy in a gutter somewhere
Wanna talk Livo O wanna talk rare
I make you wish you were born else where
I gota wash that girl out my hair
Shes old news everyones been there
No were not equal no were not fair
That girls innocent she gets air

Clean as a whistle guys.

also it was minor, it was actually fun to go to the clinic so don’t be a pussy and go and stop the spread of disease please.
October 2, 2012 at 12:33 pm

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Pat McDonald

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@p0ly 497669 wrote:

the nurse was hot and when she had to do the swab thing she told me to cover my cock with a bit of paper which i didn’t even bother to do, she was gonna see it seconds later when she lifted it up anyway.

No doubt she passed you 2 sheets. :bounce_fl
Can be a cultural modesty thing. On the one hand she’s a nurse and maybe has to show kind of modesty…

… on the other hand, she didn’t make a too much fuss over a minor issue, which is a very useful trait in any medico.

I can’t say I’ve ever had a nurse or doctor be too bothered about checking my tackle. It’s a pretty average example.
October 2, 2012 at 12:36 pm

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p0ly

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@Pat McDonald 498081 wrote:

No doubt she passed you 2 sheets. :bounce_fl
Can be a cultural modesty thing. On the one hand she’s a nurse and maybe has to show kind of modesty…

… on the other hand, she didn’t make a too much fuss over a minor issue, which is a very useful trait in any medico.

I can’t say I’ve ever had a nurse or doctor be too bothered about checking my tackle. It’s a pretty average example.

we got on like a house on fire, maybe if i was paid professional in the health care and we didn’t meet in those circumstances and weren’t so far apart age wise we would be made for each other <3 lol
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