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February 28, 2013 at 6:11 pm

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Deez

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@korno 528706 wrote:

actually tell a lie the last thing i stole was a bottle of Gin when i was 22, me and my bf at the time were driving back from a mates at about 1am and we needed to stop at the servo for something, it was the nighttime window thingy and there was nobody to be seen, i was standing there like a plumb for about 3 minutes before i thought ‘FUCK YOU’ I stretched my arm through the window and snatched a bottle of rum (the closest thing in reach!) Purely to be a cunt. I jumped back in the car and yelled FUCKIN DRIVE to my bf lol. We ended up getting whatever we needed at the next servo then we went home and got pleasantly pissed!

You’re a very bad liar. It goes from a bottle of gin to a bottle of rum. You killed the guy didn’t you?!
February 28, 2013 at 9:20 pm

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sinner69

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@thelog 528548 wrote:

BAD SINNER YOU WILL GO TO HELL

yepp Party ON!
February 28, 2013 at 9:34 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@The Psyentist 528678 wrote:

Think you could somehow spit some Mandy based bars to Copacabana?

You could make an interesting tribute act lol

Funnily enough mate, when I first made the vid, a mate of mine said to me ‘What’s next? Cocaine-cabana?’ Did actually work out a little bit of it, but I thought I might be taking the piss if I start changing every Barry Manilow tune to make em about drugs, lol!
February 28, 2013 at 9:35 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@DeezNuts 528707 wrote:

You’re a very bad liar. It goes from a bottle of gin to a bottle of rum. You killed the guy didn’t you?!

That’s why he’s her ex! She killed him in a rum and amphet fuelled rage!
February 28, 2013 at 9:36 pm

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The Psyentist

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@MC G-Tek 528798 wrote:

Funnily enough mate, when I first made the vid, a mate of mine said to me ‘What’s next? Cocaine-cabana?’ Did actually work out a little bit of it, but I thought I might be taking the piss if I start changing every Barry Manilow tune to make em about drugs, lol!

Hey it’s a niche in the market. No one else has gone there before
February 28, 2013 at 9:40 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@The Psyentist 528802 wrote:

Hey it’s a niche in the market. No one else has gone there before

Hmm, might give it a go then…
February 28, 2013 at 9:46 pm

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General Lighting

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@!sinner69! 528543 wrote:

tooth-picks at a motorway restaurant, because you cannot buy this plastic-wrapped ones in the normal shop/supermarked. I have a dutch tooth-pick stand(porclain windmill lol) on my living-room table so the plastic wraps are needed.
I also steal dog-shit-bags from the public stands, mostly to have extras for stupid dog owners that do not pick up the crap after their dogs . When Liloo and me come over to them and insist that is for best they pick it up, they always do it, we can be very convincing…lol (TBH I hate to step on dog shit, I really hate it + its not good for our dogs health to just let them be…)

@thelog 528548 wrote:

BAD SINNER YOU WILL GO TO HELL

but at least there won’t be dog shit everywhere. Especially as I once learned in school there is a 3 headed dog to guard the gates of Hell, and then there is also Garmr in Norse mythology, and I’m sure modern Britain would conjure up a dog with 3 arseholes. so there would be a lot of shit to be picked up…
February 28, 2013 at 9:49 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@General Lighting 528808 wrote:

but at least there won’t be dog shit everywhere. Especially as I once learned in school there is a 3 headed dog to guard the gates of Hell

Yep, Cerberus I believe his name is mate.
February 28, 2013 at 10:00 pm

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The Psyentist

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@MC G-Tek 528810 wrote:

Yep, Cerberus I believe his name is mate.

I thought it was Fluffy, or at least that’s what Hagrid calls him.

Mother of pearl, I’ve stooped too low with a Harry Potter joke that I’m not even sure is accurate but I’m too ashamed to care
February 28, 2013 at 10:05 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@The Psyentist 528818 wrote:

I thought it was Fluffy, or at least that’s what Hagrid calls him.

Mother of pearl, I’ve stooped too low with a Harry Potter joke that I’m not even sure is accurate but I’m too ashamed to care

Go to your room and think about what you’ve done!
February 28, 2013 at 10:10 pm

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korno

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@DeezNuts 528707 wrote:

You’re a very bad liar. It goes from a bottle of gin to a bottle of rum. You killed the guy didn’t you?!

ahaha its a true story but it was gin not rum, i don’t generally choose to drink gin i drink rum so that was automatic lol
February 28, 2013 at 10:12 pm

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korno

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@MC G-Tek 528800 wrote:

That’s why he’s her ex! She killed him in a rum and amphet fuelled rage!

hahahhaha Don’t piss me off and don’t question me oright!
February 28, 2013 at 10:13 pm

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korno

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@MC G-Tek 528798 wrote:

Funnily enough mate, when I first made the vid, a mate of mine said to me ‘What’s next? Cocaine-cabana?’ Did actually work out a little bit of it, but I thought I might be taking the piss if I start changing every Barry Manilow tune to make em about drugs, lol!

Hmmm wonder what cocaine carbonara would taste like?
February 28, 2013 at 10:15 pm

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The Psyentist

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@MC G-Tek 528824 wrote:

Go to your room and think about what you’ve done!

I’ve been in my room all day on PV, that’s probably the problem. I should at least crack a window and let some fresh air in
February 28, 2013 at 10:18 pm

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pyross.

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@korno 528830 wrote:

ahaha its a true story but it was gin not rum, i don’t generally choose to drink gin i drink rum so that was automatic lol

Rummmm<3 I have this 85% alcohol rum from the Caribbean at the moment which is great for mixers, don't need to use much of it so it has lasted aaages. Has a really nice flavour though :).
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