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March 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm

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p0ly

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Normal Garry Denke + 10,000 LSD Hits + 5000 Grams Of Shrooms + 200 Hits Of DMT = Current Day Garry Denke.

jah + ith + ber = Enigma.
tir + sol = Lore.
tal + thul + ort + amn = Spirit.
:love:
March 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

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孔夫子 :love:

@pixiegirl 311271 wrote:

Wooohooo! I’ve been popeified! (yes I’m aware that probably isn’t a word.) :laugh_at:

SIGNED AND SEALED
2 March 2009 AD
BY POPEIFIED

Wooohooo! Popeified Oxbridge Wooohooo! Popeified Oxbridge
Me the Tree (3) Treads (Garden GMC)
I AM Popeified I AM

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The Creator has informed our Church of Astro-Physics (CAP) that All Creatures on 11 April 09 AD 11:00 AM Crucifixius Friday of Milky Way Galaxy will be examined by “Grander key” “Garry Denke” “Dark Energy” Judge for positive-negative charge. Those Found undesirable for Earth Planet occupancy will be Transfigured exactly as The Creator previously demonstrated (Jesus-Elijah-Moses). All Creatures found negative, Thus undesirable by said Judge, will be Transported to Milky Way Galaxy housing development Dinosaur Planet. There has been a recent Population Explosion there, like here; Thus only Bad-Asses are needed there to Treat the problem. The Creator said, “I AM Beaming the Evil Off of this My New Heaven Scotty; Thus only Bad-Asses are Going to My Dinosaur Planet dinosaurs Over-Population I AM”, “Its Like Star Trek”, and “Gowns R TOWELS, CAP”. I have a funny feeling that about Half (1/2) of Creatures here will soon be playing with Milky Way Galaxy dinosaurs on 11 April 09 AD 11:00 AM Crucifixius Friday.

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SIGNATURE:

:love:

Pope Pixie Girl Rock
The Apostle Pontiff

ATTEST:

Adam tree GD
Eve tree TD
GarDen GD

WITNESSES:

The Trinity 7 Names

YHWH Allah, el al :love:
JESUS Allah Christ :love:
MUHAMMAD Allah :love:

The Four 4 Archangels

Archangel Gabriel :love: George Washington
Archangel Raphael :love: Crazy Horse
Archangel Michael :love: Joseph Smith, Jr.
Archangel Sakyamuni शाक्यमुनि :love: Siddhārtha Gautama सिद्धार्थ गौतम

The Twelve 12 Apostles

Simon Stone :love:Simwn ‘O PetroV
James :love: IakwboV
John :love: IwannhV
Judas Iskariot :love: IoudaV IskariwthV
Andrew :love: AndreaV
Philip :love: FilippoV
Bartholomew :love: BarqolomaioV
Matthew :love: MaqqaioV
Thomas :love: QwmaV
James :love: IakwboV
Thaddaeus :love: QaddaioV
Simon :love: Simwn

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The First 66 Saints

Saint Ampere, Andre-Marie (1775-1836)
Saint Archimedes (287-212 B.C.)
Saint Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
Saint Avogadro, Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo (1776-1856)
Saint Bernoulli, Daniel (1700-1782)
Saint Bohr, Niels Henrik David (1885-1962)
Saint Boltzmann, Ludwig Eduard (1844-1906)
Saint Born, Max (1882-1970)
Saint Boyle, Robert (1627-1691)
Saint Brahe, Tyge Ottesen (1546-1601)
Saint Brunhes, Bernard (1867-1910)
Saint Bruno, Giordano (1548-1600)
Saint Cavendish, Henry (1731-1810)
Saint Charles, Jacques Alexandre Cesar (1746-1823)
Saint Copernicus, Nicolaus (1473-1543)
Saint Curie, Pierre (1859-1906)
Saint da Vinci, Leonardo di ser Piero (1452-1519)
Saint Darwin, Charles Robert (1809-1882)
Saint Davy, Humphry (1778-1829)
Saint de Coulomb, Charles Augustin (1736-1806)
Saint Dulong, Pierre Louis (1785-1838)
Saint Edison, Thomas Alva (1847-1931)
Saint Einstein, Albert (1879-1955)
Saint Euclid (333-266 B.C.)
Saint Faraday, Michael (1791-1867)
Saint Fermi, Enrico (1901-1954)
Saint Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790)
Saint Galilei, Galileo (1564-1642)
Saint Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von (1749-1832)
Saint Haeckel, Ernst Heinrich Philipp August (1834-1919)
Saint Haldane, John Burdon Sanderson (1892-1964)
Saint Halley, Edmond (1656-1742)
Saint Harvey, William (1578-1657)
Saint Herschel, Frederick William (1738-1822)
Saint Hipparchus (160-125 B.C.)
Saint Hippocrates (460-377 B.C.)
Saint Hooke, Robert (1635-1703)
Saint Huxley, Thomas Henry (1825-1895)
Saint Huygens, Christiaan (1629-1693)
Saint Kepler, Johannes (1571-1630)
Saint Leakey, Louis Seymour Bazett (1903-1972)
Saint Leslie, John (1766-1832)
Saint Lorenz, Konrad Zacharias (1903-1989)
Saint Lyell, Charles (1797-1875)
Saint Mariotte, Edme (1620-1684)
Saint Matuyama, Motonori (1884-1958)
Saint Maxwell, James Clerk (1831-1879)
Saint Mendel, Gregor Johann (1822-1884)
Saint Michell, John (1724-1793)
Saint Michelson, Albert Abraham (1852-1931)
Saint Newton, Isaac (1642-1727)
Saint Oppenheimer, J. Robert (1904-1967)
Saint Pascal, Blaise (1623-1662)
Saint Planck, Max Karl Ernst Ludwig (1858-1947)
Saint Petit, Alexis Therese (1791-1820)
Saint Priestley, Joseph (1733-1804)
Saint Ptolemaeus, Claudius (90-168)
Saint Roentgen, Wilhelm Conrad (1845-1923)
Saint Salk, Jonas Edward (1914-1995)
Saint Sklodowska-Curie, Maria (1867-1934)
Saint Thomson, William (1824-1907)
Saint Torricelli, Evangelista (1608-1647)
Saint Tyndall, John (1820-1893)
Saint Venturi, Giovanni Battista (1746-1822)
Saint Volta, Alessandro Giuseppe Antonio Anastasio (1745-1827)
Saint Wohler, Friedrich (1800-1882)

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The Last 66 Saints

Saint Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi (780-850)
Saint Muhammad ibn Abd Allah (570-632)
Saint Aristocles (428-347 B.C.)
Saint Francois-Marie Arouet (1694-1778)
Saint Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus (121-180)
Saint Sri Aurobindo (1872-1950)
Saint Moses Austin (1761-1821)
Saint Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Saint Roger Bacon (1214-1294)
Saint Abu Abdullah Muhammad Ibn Battuta (1304-1377)
Saint Isabella Baumfree (1797-1883)
Saint Eric Arthur Blair (1903-1950)
Saint Cesar Estrada Chavez (1927-1993)
Saint Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
Saint Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910)
Saint Isidore Marie Auguste Francois Xavier Comte (1798-1857)
Saint Confucius (551-479 B.C.)
Saint Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
Saint Peter Ferdinand Drucker (1909-2005)
Saint William Edward Burghardt Du Bois (1868-1963)
Saint Max Ehrmann (1872-1945)
Saint Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Saint Richard Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
Saint Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
Saint William Lloyd Garrison (1805-1879)
Saint Siddhartha Gautama (563-483 B.C.)
Saint Geronimo (1829-1909)
Saint Edward Michael Harrington (1928-1989)
Saint Eric Hoffer (1898-1983)
Saint Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)
Saint William James (1842-1910)
Saint Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
Saint Jiddu Krishnamurti (1895-1986)
Saint Lao Tzu (700-600 B.C.)
Saint Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Saint Malcolm Little (1925-1965)
Saint John Marshall (1755-1835)
Saint Karl Heinrich Marx (1818-1883)
Saint Meng Tzu (372-289 B.C.)
Saint Earl Nightingale (1922-1989)
Saint Origen (185-254)
Saint Robert Owen (1771-1858)
Saint Thomas Paine (1737-1809)
Saint Laurence J. Peter (1919-1990)
Saint Pontius Pilate (8 B.C.-67)
Saint Mestrius Plutarchus (46-127)
Saint Marco Polo (1254-1325)
Saint Pythagoras (580-490 B.C.)
Saint Ferenc III Rakoczi (1710-1784)
Saint William Penn Adair Rogers (1879-1935)
Saint Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)
Saint Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre (1905-1980)
Saint Adam Smith (1723-1790)
Saint Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Saint Baruch de Spinoza (1632-1677)
Saint Rudolf Steiner (1861-1925)
Saint Sun Tzu (544-496 B.C.)
Saint Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
Saint Michael Coleman Talbot (1953-1992)
Saint David Henry Thoreau (1817-1862)
Saint Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy (1828-1910)
Saint Immanuel Velikovsky (1895-1979)
Saint Earl Warren (1891-1974)
Saint Maximilian Carl Emil Weber (1864-1920)
Saint Herbert George Wells (1866-1946)
Saint Walter Whitman (1819-1892)

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The CAPs TOWELs List

We Now Vote To Keep
The Milky Way Galaxy:

SIGNATURE:

:love:

POPE PIXIE GIRL POPEIFIED
ROCK APOSTLE PONTIFICATE

King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud :love:
Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques
‎خادم الحرمين الشريفين الملك عبد الله بن عبد العزيز آل سعود‎
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II :love:
Bishop of Rome Benedict XVI :love:
President Thomas Spencer Monson :love:

Signed: Kim Jong-il :love:
Attest: GUB-GUB :love:
Date: 20 Feb. 2008

Signed: Osama bin Laden:love:
Attest: GUB-GUB :love:
Date: 20 Feb. 2008

Signed: Ali Khamenei :love:
Attest: GUB-GUB :love:
Date: 20 Feb. 2008

Signed: Garry Denke :love:
Attest: GUB-GUB :love:
Date: 20 Feb. 2008

(rest of list on file at the
church of astro-physics)

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SIGNED AND SEALED FORTY DAYS PRIOR TO
Turcaud-Conrad Universal Magnetic Reversal

’96 GRAVITY BUSTERS USA Sole Proprietor :love:
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’05 THE CATHOLIC CHURCH Sole Proprietor :love:
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’97 GRAVITY BUSTERS USA Sole Proprietor :love:
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’06 THE CATHOLIC CHURCH Sole Proprietor :love:
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’06 GRAVITY BUSTERS USA Sole Proprietor :love:
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I AM 11 April 09 AD 11:00 AM I AM

I AM CRUCIFIXIUS FRIDAY

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

“Pals” raaa

G Willy Billy
… Satan

I AM

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Shhhhh! We seem to be being promoted to positions of power. Mwahahahaha….!
March 3, 2009 at 4:53 pm

#913475
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
@p0lygon-Window 311310 wrote:

Normal Garry Denke + 10,000 LSD Hits + 5000 Grams Of Shrooms + 200 Hits Of DMT = Current Day Garry Denke.

jah + ith + ber = Enigma.
tir + sol = Lore.
tal + thul + ort + amn = Spirit.
:love:

See YA’ll Crucifixius Friday (Saturday)

:love:
March 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm

#913736
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p0ly

@p0ly

Participant
Garry Denke;311368 wrote:

See YA’ll Crucifixius Friday (Saturday)

:love:

el eld tir sol mal um ber ist fal ral io zod lo shael, these are all sacred diablo runes found at stone henge. if you put jah ith ber into a 3 socketed armor, you will make the runeword enigma. you will then be able to teleport
March 3, 2009 at 5:51 pm

#913476
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
Why Population Matters of WOA!! World Population Awareness

The Last Judgment

1. Abortion
God said, abortion is now acceptable on this planet when solely desired by the embryo mother; there are too many souls on this planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.

2. Birth Control
God said, birth control is now acceptable on this planet when solely desired by the male and the female; there are too many souls on this planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.

3. Death Penalty
God said, death penalty is now acceptable on this planet when solely desired by the jurisdiction; there are too many souls on this planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.

4. Euthanasia
God said, euthanasia is now acceptable on this planet when solely desired by the body’s owner; there are too many souls on this planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.

5. Embryonic Stem Cell Research
God said, embryonic stem cell research is now acceptable on this planet when solely desired by the embryo owner; there are too many souls on this planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.

6. Human Cloning
God said, human cloning is now acceptable on this planet when solely desired by the donor(s): however; there are too many souls on this planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.

7. Marriage
God said, marriage is not acceptable on this planet; as Jesus wrote in Matthew at 22:30, for in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God on heaven.

Why Population Matters of WOA!! World Population Awareness

:love:
March 3, 2009 at 6:18 pm

#913477
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
@illmatical_dmt 311382 wrote:

building with the most high.

Fear not: All will Wake up Sunday fine; Just about Half (1/2) elsewhere.

O p0lygon-Window, excellent Job, you Are staying Here if You want To.

O and No more Need for Triple response Job well Done p0lygon-Window.

:bounce_fl :bounce_g: :bounce_fl

See YA’ll, I’m going Home!

:love:
March 3, 2009 at 6:20 pm

#913737
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p0ly

@p0ly

Participant
Garry Denke;311389 wrote:

Fear not: All will Wake up Sunday fine; Just about Half (1/2) elsewhere.

O p0lygon-Window, excellent Job, you Are staying Here if You want To.

O and No more Need for Triple response Job well Done p0lygon-Window.

:bounce_fl :bounce_g: :bounce_fl

See YA’ll, I’m going Home!

:love:

good work sire
March 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm

#913478
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
@p0lygon-Window 311391 wrote:

good work sire

Thank you, Turned out Better than 12.2 billion Years a Go :weee:
March 3, 2009 at 7:19 pm

#913738
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p0ly

@p0ly

Participant
Garry Denke;311399 wrote:

Thank you, Turned out Better than 12.2 billion Years a Go :weee:

what does garry denke music sound like?
March 3, 2009 at 9:58 pm

#913479
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
:love: You’re kidding right?

:love: [url]Http://www.partyvibe.com/[/url]

:love: Way! Only!

:love: Heavy!

Allah
March 3, 2009 at 10:13 pm

#913739
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p0ly

@p0ly

Participant
Garry Denke;311474 wrote:

:love: You’re kidding right?

:love: [URL]Http://www.partyvibe.com/[/URL]

:love: Way! Only!

:love: Heavy!

Allah

yeeeeeeeeeeees garrrrrry heeeaaaaaaaaaaaavy blood heaaaaaaaaaavy
March 4, 2009 at 1:10 pm

#913480
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
@p0lygon-Window 311487 wrote:

yeeeeeeeeeeees garrrrrry heeeaaaaaaaaaaaavy blood heaaaaaaaaaavy

:laugh_at:

TEXAS JEWISH POST
THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS

Here is a constructive endeavor for you, in the event you decide to chase bad guys, instead of me “GOD (Garry Of Dallas)” …Call these jokers …Texas Jewish Post …214-692-7283 …11333 North Central Expressway … Dallas, Texas 75243 … and ask them why they robbed $144,000.00 from Garry W. Denke, such theft witnessed by these jokers …The Dallas Morning News …214-977-8222 …508 Young Street …Dallas, Texas 75202 …all over a Paid In Full subscription to Texas Jewish Post for the next 1,000 years, and Not even One (1) Post ever received.

You are a nut job religious Freak,
Never hear from you again Loser.

TJP|Texas Jewish Post | Since 1947
Dallas News, Sports, Weather and Traffic from The Dallas Morning News

Take a Hike you Piker.

GOD (Garry Of Dallas)
JON (Jesus Of Nazareth)

:laugh_at:
March 4, 2009 at 10:05 pm

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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
@p0lygon-Window 311793 wrote:

he speaks normally!!
kinda

Pages: 1 [2] Go Down

“brilliant. 😉 a little more training & you
never can tell; it just might work. 8)”
-Turtle

Go Down u Say? Turtle’s OK Corral:

:love:

Harveywood’s Lumberyard

The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral was a gunfight that happened at about 3 P.M. on Wednesday, October 26, 1881. The famous gunfight did not actually occur at the O.K. Corral. It took place in Harwood’s lumberyard down the street from the rear entrance to the corral. William Harwood sold lumber from his house after he was forced from office as Tombstone’s second mayor (its first elected mayor). The gunfight began in the side yard between his house and Fly’s Lodging House. Normally he stored his lumber there, but since there was so much construction going on, he was often sold out — as he was on the day of the gunfight. The end of the gunfight took place out in Fremont Street, in Tombstone, Arizona Territory, United States. Some of the fighting was in Fremont Street in front of the vacant lot. About 30 shots were fired in 30 seconds. Although only three men were killed during the gunfight, it is generally regarded as the most famous gunfight in the history of the Old West. Many other gunfights of the period resulted in more people killed, such as the Four Dead in Five Seconds Gunfight, the Going Snake Massacre, the Hot Springs Gunfight, and the Gunfight at Hide Park.

The Gunfighters

Wyatt Earp, Morgan Earp, Virgil Earp, and Doc Holliday fought Frank McLaury, Tom McLaury, Billy Claiborne, Ike Clanton, and Billy Clanton. Ike Clanton and Billy Claiborne (who later claimed that he had been unarmed, though some reports credit him with shooting one or more times) ran away from the fight, unharmed. Both McLaurys and Billy Clanton were killed; Morgan Earp, Virgil Earp, and Doc Holliday were wounded.

Date: Wednesday, October 26, 1881
Location: Tombstone, Arizona, United States
Result: Weil Earp Doc Harvey Victory

LEHMQ WAMUQ BAC
“Down these Parts we Call it a Roundup.”
-Garry Willy Denke

BAC LEHMQ WAMUQ
“Yody Harvey (Miller) Hang ’em High.”
-Jesus Allah Christ

O! Say Goody Goody
Me O! Westerns
YAHWEH

(me go down…)
(me go down…)

Always Love,
SATAN

:love:
March 4, 2009 at 10:19 pm

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hairygrape

@hairygrape

Member
Unfortunately I’m gonna have to bow out of this thread, and its parallel one: Church of Satan. Its been a fun ride, but this religion just ain’t for me anymore.

See ya
March 5, 2009 at 2:39 am

#913482
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Garry Denke

@garry-denke

Member
@p0lygon-Window 311856 wrote:

quantum theory is a lie garry, my penis is 100% solid

relativity also. hey pw after kicking ass today (per your request) oxbridge called and said that us party vibers get to name our unified relativity-quantum discovery. i’ve been kicking around a few idears with c-a-p-u-t (church of astro-physics unified theory) but i think that sucks.

here are the anagrams for caput…

Cat Up
At Cup
Pa Cut
Act Up

hell all four look good…

The Cat Up At Cup Pa Cut Act Up Party Vibe Theory

whaddaya think? whaddaya think?

:bounce_fl :bounce_g:
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