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  • you will burn in the eternal flames of a flaming scrumpy for such blashpemy. im not joking. id repent…

    Haha bint!

    OH NO!! I CLICKED THE WRONG FUCKING ONE, oh well. :crazy:

    djprocess;244721 wrote:
    you will burn in the eternal flames of a flaming scrumpy for such blashpemy. im not joking. id repent…

    bollox

    cant I just slump in a tin bath full of wrongbow instead?

    I’ll eat baked beans first so they’d be extra bubbles??

    PS- I aint fucking repenting for no one mate :love:

    Tank Girl;244716 wrote:
    I agree he is the lesser of 2 evils

    but

    he does my fucking head in!!!!!!!!!!!!

    you know I’ve been brought up believing in all the king arthur / ley line / megaliphic rock stuff from my od man and I thought yay interesting but then I thought mental ……

    urk, blasphemy already! :yakk:

    thats not a good start, i feel the need to evangelise to u young lady, to show u the error of ur ways, heh heh! 😉

    wud u like to be bored to death by endless expression of dogma, and repeated statements of irrational belief…

    i know u want it, so i’m gonna hang around this board til hell freezes over, a kind of Denkien troll, and make ur life a misery! :group_hug

    that’ll learn ya…

    Tank Girl;244727 wrote:
    bollox

    cant I just slump in a tin bath full of wrongbow instead?

    I’ll eat baked beans first so they’d be extra bubbles??

    PS- I aint fucking repenting for no one mate :love:

    wrongbow jacuzzi, nice! :yakk:

    Its easy to mock Garry, i know, but i have unreasoned irrational faith on my side, and absolutely nothin any one could say is gonna shake me from that! raaa

    so i’m gonna stay here and keep on repeating those beliefs, like i’m water boarding ur souls! :laugh_at:

    marcusblanc;244728 wrote:
    urk, blasphemy already! :yakk:

    thats not a good start, i feel the need to evangelise to u young lady, to show u the error of ur ways, heh heh! 😉

    wud u like to be bored to death by endless expression of dogma, and repeated statements of irrational belief…

    i know u want it, so i’m gonna hang around this board til hell freezes over, a kind of Denkien troll, and make ur life a misery! :group_hug

    that’ll learn ya…

    I dunno marcus………

    Gary doesnt even attempt to argue back

    and he isnt real – he is a robot

    he just posts links at you

    and wears chino’s………

    and

    and

    Tank Girl;244733 wrote:
    I dunno marcus………

    Gary doesnt even attempt to argue back

    and he isnt real – he is a robot

    he just posts links at you

    and wears chino’s………

    and

    and

    Whoah there. Garry ain’t a robot is he? You mean the church of Garry Denke is based on a fucking robot? 😥

    marcusblanc;244731 wrote:
    Its easy to mock Garry, i know, but i have unreasoned irrational faith on my side, and absolutely nothin any one could say is gonna shake me from that! raaa

    so i’m gonna stay here and keep on repeating those beliefs, like i’m water boarding ur souls! :laugh_at:

    you’ve not even noticed my new quote

    shame on you

    :yakk: :yakk: :yakk:

    :hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:

    u’v voted against Garry!

    no matter… no matter how little the people round here want to hear wot i’v got to say, i’m gonna stick around and drive u all bananas, cause i am an annoyin evangelical Denkian troll!

    Garry is the Light!

    Garry is the word!

    Garry is good!

    Garry is God!

    cos religion relieves me of the responsibility of havin to think for myself, and u can be safe too, just listen to me, it was Garry wot saved me, an brought me to…



















    Sanity!

    DJCliffy;244735 wrote:
    Whoah there. Garry ain’t a robot is he? You mean the church of Garry Denke is based on a fucking robot? 😥

    thats no more unreasonable than others…

    “Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”

    that does not justify the drinking of the devils juice:yakk:

    Tank Girl;244736 wrote:
    you’ve not even noticed my new quote

    shame on you

    well, u know thats not true, its jus not worthy of comment…

    cos i’m gonna keep on drip, drip, drippin cos i am full of righteous fury and just here to annoy people an nothin else.

    troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll… she is a troll!

    (to the tune of the spam song, sung with feeling! ad nauesem…)

    marcusblanc;244749 wrote:
    well, u know thats not true, its jus not worthy of comment…

    cos i’m gonna keep on drip, drip, drippin cos i am full of righteous fury and just here to annoy people an nothin else.

    you always annoy me you dont need to try :laugh_at:

    I liked my quote so get to fuck

    anyway – I’ve not yet voted I am waiting to be swayed………………..

    shit, who voted wrong then? :yakk:

    i feel a witchhunt and mayb a lynchin comin on! :group_hug

    yee-fuckin-ha!

    hang the non-believer from the fuckin tree! :bounce_g:

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