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you will burn in the eternal flames of a flaming scrumpy for such blashpemy. im not joking. id repent…
Haha bint!
OH NO!! I CLICKED THE WRONG FUCKING ONE, oh well. :crazy:
bollox
cant I just slump in a tin bath full of wrongbow instead?
I’ll eat baked beans first so they’d be extra bubbles??
PS- I aint fucking repenting for no one mate :love:
but
he does my fucking head in!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know I’ve been brought up believing in all the king arthur / ley line / megaliphic rock stuff from my od man and I thought yay interesting but then I thought mental ……
urk, blasphemy already! :yakk:
thats not a good start, i feel the need to evangelise to u young lady, to show u the error of ur ways, heh heh! 😉
wud u like to be bored to death by endless expression of dogma, and repeated statements of irrational belief…
i know u want it, so i’m gonna hang around this board til hell freezes over, a kind of Denkien troll, and make ur life a misery! :group_hug
that’ll learn ya…
cant I just slump in a tin bath full of wrongbow instead?
I’ll eat baked beans first so they’d be extra bubbles??
PS- I aint fucking repenting for no one mate :love:
wrongbow jacuzzi, nice! :yakk:
Its easy to mock Garry, i know, but i have unreasoned irrational faith on my side, and absolutely nothin any one could say is gonna shake me from that! raaa
so i’m gonna stay here and keep on repeating those beliefs, like i’m water boarding ur souls! :laugh_at:
thats not a good start, i feel the need to evangelise to u young lady, to show u the error of ur ways, heh heh! 😉
wud u like to be bored to death by endless expression of dogma, and repeated statements of irrational belief…
i know u want it, so i’m gonna hang around this board til hell freezes over, a kind of Denkien troll, and make ur life a misery! :group_hug
that’ll learn ya…
I dunno marcus………
Gary doesnt even attempt to argue back
and he isnt real – he is a robot
he just posts links at you
and wears chino’s………
and
and
Gary doesnt even attempt to argue back
and he isnt real – he is a robot
he just posts links at you
and wears chino’s………
and
and
Whoah there. Garry ain’t a robot is he? You mean the church of Garry Denke is based on a fucking robot? 😥
so i’m gonna stay here and keep on repeating those beliefs, like i’m water boarding ur souls! :laugh_at:
you’ve not even noticed my new quote
shame on you
:yakk: :yakk: :yakk:
:hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:
u’v voted against Garry!
no matter… no matter how little the people round here want to hear wot i’v got to say, i’m gonna stick around and drive u all bananas, cause i am an annoyin evangelical Denkian troll!
Garry is the Light!
Garry is the word!
Garry is good!
Garry is God!
cos religion relieves me of the responsibility of havin to think for myself, and u can be safe too, just listen to me, it was Garry wot saved me, an brought me to…
Sanity!
thats no more unreasonable than others…
“Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”
that does not justify the drinking of the devils juice:yakk:
shame on you
well, u know thats not true, its jus not worthy of comment…
cos i’m gonna keep on drip, drip, drippin cos i am full of righteous fury and just here to annoy people an nothin else.
troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll… she is a troll!
(to the tune of the spam song, sung with feeling! ad nauesem…)
cos i’m gonna keep on drip, drip, drippin cos i am full of righteous fury and just here to annoy people an nothin else.
you always annoy me you dont need to try :laugh_at:
I liked my quote so get to fuck
anyway – I’ve not yet voted I am waiting to be swayed………………..
shit, who voted wrong then? :yakk:
i feel a witchhunt and mayb a lynchin comin on! :group_hug
yee-fuckin-ha!
hang the non-believer from the fuckin tree! :bounce_g:
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