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you guys are nuts :love:
Took the words right out of me mouth!!lmao…:laugh_at:
All hail Pope Garry. raaa
Garry! Garry! he’s our man,
If Denke can’t do it, no-one can!
raaa :group_hug raaa
Yep angel’s right your all raveing loonies!!!literaly…raaa
we’re not loonies, but we have been driven into the arms of religion, under extreme pressure…
Hopefully it will sort out all our problems and we won’t be harrassed by other evangelical nutters anymore, cos we have signed up with the Denkemiester, so we have nothin to worry about!
It makes sense to me! 😉
surely you can do a better job than that cliff? this is our lord and saviour…:wink:
yeah, no need to go all catholic on us Cliffy… i think u’v failed to pick up on a basic point of Denkian liturgy (wotever liturgy means:wink:)
i dunno, a man turns up in pink, thinks he’s somethin, and then starts bandyin about non-specific religious epithets, as if he knows wot he is talkin about… :noway:
the pope, in catholic terms, is god’s representative on earth (I think!). so Gary cannot be equated with the Pope.
the nearest equivalent in the world of Denke, is clearly Garry’s only friend on PV… and that is…
Pope Angel! :weee:
i wudn’t want to upset the celestial order, or nuffink! 😉
i might wake up to find a blustone on me head…
Garry knows… :love:
i dunno, a man turns up in pink, thinks he’s somethin, and then starts bandyin about non-specific religious epithets, as if he knows wot he is talkin about… :noway:
the pope, in catholic terms, is god’s representative on earth (I think!). so Gary cannot be equated with the Pope.
the nearest equivalent in the world of Denke, is clearly Garry’s only friend on PV… and that is…
Pope Angel! :weee:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
right, i’ve put loads of effort into this thread, and like 7 whole people have voted…
this is simply not good enuff, i’m off to have a girly strop… :sign0009::sign0085::sign0092:
this is simply not good enuff, i’m off to have a girly strop… :sign0009::sign0085::sign0092:
ok, I finallly voted
Yay, thats up to 9… :bounce_fl
interestin distribution on the voting, but who am i to complain, its a broad church! :group_hug
Denke be praised! raaa
for the growth in ur followers is exponential, soon the whole world will come to appreciate Garry, not as some occaisional figure of derision and scorn, peddling a wide range of bizarre and seemingly unrelated theories associated with a pile of ancient stones.
but as a philosopher god, equipped with all the answers to usher us blindly and unquestioningly into an uncertain century, safe in the knowledge that even if we can’t work it out, Garry can!
Peas out! :love:
interestin distribution on the voting, but who am i to complain, its a broad church! :group_hug
Denke be praised! raaa
for the growth in ur followers is exponential, soon the whole world will come to appreciate Garry, not as some occaisional figure of derision and scorn, peddling a wide range of bizarre and seemingly unrelated theories associated with a pile of ancient stones.
but as a philosopher god, equipped with all the answers to usher us blindly and unquestioningly into an uncertain century, safe in the knowledge that even if we can’t work it out, Garry can!
Peas out! :love:
Are you the “Son of Garry” – Marcus of Nazareth?
tee hee raaaraaa
:laugh_at:
I wish you could turn water into wine….
well cider, though marcus :bounce_fl
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