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February 18, 2009 at 8:53 pm

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hairygrape

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I’ve just cast eyes upon this thread and am absolutely speechless.

It must be the stupefying power of the Church of Garry Denke! His almighty power has reignes supreme over my will. SIGN ME UP!
February 18, 2009 at 8:55 pm

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p0ly

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read denkies posts, he is clearly a very wise prophet/god
February 18, 2009 at 8:57 pm

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hairygrape

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p0lygon-Window;308739 wrote:

read denkies posts, he is clearly a very wise prophet/god

It would be blasphemous to even try to comprehend His wiseness. His prophecies have shed light on my life – He has done enough for me already without me trying to understand His teachings.
February 18, 2009 at 8:59 pm

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p0ly

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hairygrape;308742 wrote:

It would be blasphemous to even try to comprehend His wiseness. His prophecies have shed light on my life – He has done enough for me already without me trying to understand His teachings.

yes you are a true follower of denky!! maybe oneday i will be as devout as you!!
February 18, 2009 at 9:02 pm

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DaftFader

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hairygrape;308737 wrote:

I’ve just cast eyes upon this thread and am absolutely speechless.

pmsl!!!:laugh_at:
February 18, 2009 at 9:05 pm

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GiantMidget

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The wisdom of Lord Denke is absolute. Unbelievers beware. He shall rise from the ground and smite you until you can be smotton no more. Hail to the Denke.
February 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm

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DaftFader

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DJCliffy;308747 wrote:

smotton

is that even a real word lol … i hope so :weee:
February 18, 2009 at 9:09 pm

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marcusblanc

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good to see Gary steering away from the denialist claptrap on global warming. Its a pity the Pope isn’t so harsh on a slightly different kind of denier! 😉

The Denkmiester certainly gives us plenty of background info, on the many and varied subjects that take his interest. I personally shall be reading each post in detail and following up every single link… :weee:
February 18, 2009 at 9:09 pm

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p0ly

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come all ye faithful
joyful and triumphant
come ye oh come ye to den en kieeee
Gary Denke he is our saviour
OH COME LET US ADORE HIM
OH COME LET US ADORE HIM
OH COME LET US ADORE HIM
DENKE THE LORD!!!
February 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm

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hairygrape

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DaftFader;308748 wrote:

is that even a real word lol … i hope so :weee:

Lol, +1
February 19, 2009 at 5:32 am

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benbear

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We are waiting for this sermon

Heelstone Refraction Seismic

and yes this is one of the links of his unfinished web site. Hopefully it will be up soon

In fact just had a look around the site and it looks cool with the stone henge drawings.
http://www.geocities.com/garrydenke/MAP_25percent.gif

Garry Denke :group_hug
February 19, 2009 at 9:37 am

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DaftFader

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HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN OIL COMPANY :weee:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Denke Oil Company
[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Wildcat Station, P.O. Box 866488
Plano, Texas 75086-6488[/FONT]
February 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm

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hairygrape

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DaftFader;308820 wrote:

HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN OIL COMPANY :weee:

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Denke Oil Company[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Wildcat Station, P.O. Box 866488[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Plano, Texas 75086-6488[/FONT]

Haha, I dunno what is cooler – the fact that our Prophet has own oil company or the fact that you have the righteousness (/sadness) to find it… :laugh_at:
February 19, 2009 at 12:24 pm

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p0ly

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hairygrape;308841 wrote:

Haha, I dunno what is cooler – the fact that our Prophet has own oil company or the fact that you have the righteousness (/sadness) to find it… :laugh_at:

he is a true devout denkie!!!
February 19, 2009 at 12:34 pm

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DaftFader

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hairygrape;308841 wrote:

Haha, I dunno what is cooler – the fact that our Prophet has own oil company or the fact that you have the righteousness (/sadness) to find it… :laugh_at:

you are not a true denke follower if you call following our great leaders foots steps (even into the toilet) sad!!!

we (the chirch of denk will smite you! ..
you will be smuttoned! :laugh_at:
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