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Russell’s Teapot
If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.
Bertrand Russell (1872–1970)
ineed to be blap-tized
@Gazatronium-Ethane 362760 wrote:
ineed to be blap-tized
bollox to P0lys church – mines much better 😉
:love::love::love::love::love:
http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/jokes-humour/39382-my-new-church.html
ha!
@Gazatronium-Ethane 362768 wrote:
ha!
serious P0ly just want nubile young women coz he’s a perv :crazy:
Serve our lord denke
look tg, me and gary are fundamentalist belivers!!
YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO CONVERT US
too foockin riight loove!
@p0ly 362807 wrote:
you don’t even like bananas TG!
I do – I’m just fussy
they have to be just so (green going yellow)
if they propper yellow they have to have custard on em 😉
@p0ly 362804 wrote:
look tg, me and gary are fundamentalist belivers!!
YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO CONVERT US
well……
I say bollox to you and my ex-lord Gary :laugh_at::laugh_at:
@p0ly 362804 wrote:
look tg, me and gary are fundamentalist belivers!!
YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO CONVERT US
Fuck your spaghetti, denkenism is the path of light. Become a denkenite, today.
@Tank Girl 362830 wrote:
I do – I’m just fussy
they have to be just so (green going yellow)
if they propper yellow they have to have custard on em 😉
Same for me lol, do you hate ones with brown bits on em, and then they’re all mushy inside
ARGHHH
@joshd96320 362881 wrote:
Fuck your spaghetti, denkenism is the path of light. Become a denkenite, today.
Same for me lol, do you hate ones with brown bits on em, and then they’re all mushy inside
ARGHHH
where is your mighty denke?
HE DOESN’T LOVE US NO MORE, HE’S LONG GONE!!!
SPAGHETTI IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR SOUL NOW
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